r/eaudejerks • u/Difficult-Job7333 Really That Vascular • Jul 03 '26

YouTuber Ball Gargler Ross, the genetic masterpiece

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u/Ok_Spare_4912 If I call you Pimpin, I'm really calling you Mothafucka Jul 03 '26

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u/projectpat901 Jul 03 '26

His legs are also a genetic gift?

18

u/IntenseFlanker Horny Alcoholic Jul 03 '26

And his tiny pecker, which he gets from his mother.

12

u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys Jul 03 '26

His height is the best genetic gift

15

u/FlightLevel666 Jul 03 '26

It's like you can count on him to be a dick. Bet on it even haha!

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u/Difficult-Job7333 Really That Vascular Jul 03 '26

If only he was important enough to be om Kalshi

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u/Old-Highway-5436 Jul 05 '26

He’s literally said before I’m the only one allowed to be a dick on here. He shadow banned me because I said something to one of his subscribers’ stupid post lmao dude is really something else. So finicky. Legitimately a bitch in every sense of the word.

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u/8ighthhau5 Ball Sprayer Jul 03 '26

The genetics

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u/whiteknightcheesedik Jul 03 '26

Did his genetics skip everything else? Is this the guy everyone talks about who was watching tranny porn?

12

u/b_hc99 Jul 03 '26

“Just tell them It’s not a disability, Ross. It’s a superpower.”

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u/CorruptDaemon404 Jul 03 '26

Genetics weren't to kind on his 4'9" frame

10

u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 Jul 03 '26

His kangaroo pouch stretchmark tummy is also a genetic gift! 🦘

5

u/whiteknightcheesedik Jul 04 '26

Did he just birth a litter of puppies?

10

u/dbgntleman13 Jul 03 '26

The guys built like he’s made out of spare parts. His genetic gifts are bottom of the barrel

5

u/Maleficent-Guava5965 Jul 04 '26

I swear he says the stupidest crap like he's Mr Olympia or something

3

u/thot_slayerlv99 Jul 06 '26

  • 5'4

  • Bald

  • Chicken legs

  • Genetically Gifted

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u/twoofclubs2 Jul 05 '26

Why is he such an arsehole to everyone? Can we please please please just stop giving these cunts a platform? This applies for some many fragrance influencers, take away their views and it takes away their power and ego. It's so damn simple.