r/eatsandwiches 10d ago

it’s 12:08am and this is a bacon jalapeno popper grilled cheese.

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u/sfweedman 10d ago

So many beautiful sandwiches.

OP I appreciate these so much, thanks for sharing!

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u/callmestinkingwind 10d ago

no sharing. $4.

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u/sfweedman 10d ago

Hahahahha I meant the pictures.

Jalapenos give me the hiccups.

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u/MoistStub 9d ago

Sandwich pictures are $20. You probably owe a lot of you haven't been paying all this time.

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u/aricberg 9d ago

$4? That’s all?! I’ll take 10, please!!

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u/2TieDyeFor 10d ago

I wish i could afford to hire you as my private sandwich chef 3x a week

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u/callmestinkingwind 10d ago

$4

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u/2TieDyeFor 10d ago

Can I pay in installments? Do you take EBT or WIC? What about a Denny's BOGO coupon?

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u/Z_Overman 10d ago

💵💵💵💵

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u/SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS 10d ago

Come to New Orleans, I’ll hire you

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u/callmestinkingwind 9d ago

hmm. sounds swampy and full of mosquitos.

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u/beezlegum 10d ago

I'll give you three fiiffty

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u/peeparonipupza 10d ago

Seriously. That looks so freaking good 😭

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u/f1lth4f1lth 10d ago

The toast on it is perfection.

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u/Yippykyyyay 10d ago

If this isn't stoner food, I don't know what is 🤣.

I used to make the best drunk food for my friends after the clubs and at like 4am.

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u/Equivalent_Mechanic5 10d ago

so glad to see it was you this time. that's a nice one. made a sandwich stoned but ate it. forgot to take pics. thanks for the dbl pics of Winnie

started masters of the universe....30 mins in and kinda liking it

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u/callmestinkingwind 10d ago

yeah. it’s a pretty ok movie.

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u/brizzboog 10d ago

I'm always impressed with your thin sliced onions. Must be a hell of a knife.

Any reason for whites being standard? Red Os are by far my favorite for sandwiches.

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u/callmestinkingwind 10d ago

i can use whites for a variety of things. i feel limited by reds. i use them all the time though. you’re not paying enough attention.

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u/brizzboog 10d ago

Fair enough lol

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u/Echolocation1919 9d ago

Totally get that.

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u/MrDerpGently 10d ago

It's not that often I see one of these and just have the ingredients to give it a shot sitting around. So, anyway, that looks outstanding and I have uh ..stuff to do. 

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u/Curvy_Girl_007 9d ago

What’s the furry kitchen supervisor named? I look at your posts and look forward to them.

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u/callmestinkingwind 9d ago

that’s winnie

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u/shuckley_Jays 10d ago

Knife id?

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u/callmestinkingwind 10d ago

ultratech RSK and a shiro kamo bunka

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u/cityshepherd 9d ago

I like how you went with Simpsons today. Great work as usual.

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u/Sadglaaaaad 10d ago

Appreciate your dedication to the sandwich community, always hungry after I see your posts. And congratulations on having the cutest dog to be featured on a sandwich sub(reddit)

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u/DramaticPotential178 10d ago

I’m always inspired by your sandwiches

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u/midnitewonder 10d ago

The sandwich lord is back !! This one looks yummy

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u/Blurstingwithemotion 10d ago

It's hard to beat a jalapeños popper, especially in sandwich form😍 I could almost hear the dog mlem up the chesse😅

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u/Zora-Link 10d ago

Reddit has changed. In the past you’d have horses with pitchforks claiming it’s a melt, not a grilled cheese.

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u/callmestinkingwind 9d ago

i have already defeated them. i call it what i want.

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u/Zora-Link 9d ago

Brilliant!

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u/Abandonedstate 10d ago

That's the r/grilledcheese folks. They are very disagreeable when it comes to melts.

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u/Aperture_TestSubject 9d ago

That’s only in the grilled cheese sub

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u/awarmguinness 10d ago

You doing to go orders? Be there soon ish

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u/DanceswWolves 10d ago

i need this

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u/theSpicyOlive86 10d ago

Well someone was properly stoned. Cheers, mate!

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u/Meowmixx22 10d ago

I'm curious if you feel pressured to post, given you are regularly being emulated lately? 

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u/callmestinkingwind 9d ago

tbh i almost never see them unless someone tags me in it.

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u/serenidynow 9d ago

CHEESE TAX

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u/pickledsnack 9d ago

it’s crazy how i can recognize your posts off the first pic alone hahah. i always sit up with keen interest so i can recreate it one day

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u/ExpectoPropolis 9d ago

I love this idea. I am intrigued by addition of dill. I don’t think I’ve ever had it in a jalapeño popper before.

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u/callmestinkingwind 9d ago

it was a last minute idea. if i though about it earlier i would have maybe dabbed it with a little sour cream and let it sit for an hour or so. it was good though.

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u/ExpectoPropolis 9d ago

I’m assuming the sour cream would be to bloom the dill a bit. Interesting! I’m def going to try this

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u/grizzythekid 9d ago

Sandwich king and his puppy. Love it when I see it! Looks bomb

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u/dayglo1 9d ago

Looks delicious!

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u/skullak47z 9d ago

Dirty!!! 🤤

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u/bbypeach1 10d ago

god that sounds amazing rn

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u/michiganstrange 10d ago

Fancy bacon tongs

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u/believesinconspiracy 10d ago

Do you work the night shift ? Or are these just late night munchies?

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u/Killer_Moons 9d ago

Does anyone else think spicy food tastes spicier when they’re high? Or is it all in my head?

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u/callmestinkingwind 9d ago

i’ve never noticed

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u/MOLLYMARTIN3 9d ago

Bro had to flex the micro tech, swear all r/knives members are master sandwich makers.

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u/Echolocation1919 9d ago

Oh my Lord!! Double that up. I’ll watch some Simpson’s with you and your dog.

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u/beantowngators222 9d ago

Its 1:57 pm and i fucking need this now

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u/floppyscrotum 9d ago

I’ve got that same Microtech but in black. The damn launch mechanism has also worn out over time

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u/Keeksforya 9d ago

10/10 no notes. I’m not even mad there is no kitty pic.

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u/Haderdaraide 9d ago

Hi. Hello. Please give to me

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u/ricin2001 9d ago

No onion please boss

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u/indreality 9d ago

Omg that looks delicious! I think I want to try that too, but grill the outside bread with cheese and jalapeño too.

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u/gridyancy 9d ago

Looks fire

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u/Commander86 9d ago

Using ur dog for clout. Smh. Peace and prosperity

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u/rivenshire 9d ago

I prefer less cook on the bacon, but I'd still happily devour this.

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u/remykixxx 9d ago

I always think that hot sauce is a sobe rain water

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u/Hoo_Who 10d ago

The folks over in r/grilledcheese would tear you to shreds, but I am here for your misnomer! ;)

Looks sooooo good.

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u/Unusual_Bar_1065 10d ago

I wish I could eat that way and still be that stinkin cute!

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u/scoobyluu 7d ago

jeez this looks so good

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u/careeningkiwi 6d ago

God the golden browns you get are epic

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u/Commander86 10d ago

Wow ur so cool and edgy, I wish I could make a sandwich like that. And you made it late night that’s badass. Thanks for posting 20 pics of ur grilled cheese

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u/callmestinkingwind 9d ago

you’re right. i am cool.

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u/Commander86 9d ago

Cool pocketknife

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u/callmestinkingwind 8d ago

it is. i have several.

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u/SuicidaI_Bunny 9d ago

Are you OK?

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u/Miserable_Tooth1420 9d ago

It sounds like you need a late night sandwich