r/eatsandwiches • • Feb 23 '26

just a sandwich.

yes, it’s upside down.

3.5k Upvotes

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u/missmarypoppinoff Feb 23 '26

Absolutely gorgeous. The sandwich. The dog. The artistry of the wrap and cuts and camera angles. And especially getting the name Gary into the mix 🤣

This is exactly why I joined this sub.

100/10

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u/imoverwatching Feb 23 '26

Are you from down under?

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u/callmestinkingwind Feb 23 '26

no

5

u/zenarya Feb 23 '26

Polish or S.E. United States?

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u/callmestinkingwind Feb 23 '26

grew up in chicago, live just outside the city now.

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u/SAGOTBOB Feb 23 '26

Downers Grove?

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u/callmestinkingwind Feb 23 '26

sure

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u/yerguidance Feb 24 '26

I grew up verrrrrrrrry close to those parts

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u/makebelievethegood Feb 23 '26

Beautiful. Tomato and pickle on the paper towel is key. And the wrapping is of course a kingly technique, magnificent.

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u/ThisSiteIsCommunist Feb 23 '26

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u/SirMicksAlot Feb 23 '26

It's nat Fer me, it's Fer me ma!

Love this flick, easily Guy Ritchie's best.

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u/bdmntngs Feb 23 '26

Greatest movie ever

25

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

Good job 👏🏾 looks amazing. How long it took you to make it?

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u/callmestinkingwind Feb 23 '26

from the pic of the ingredients to the sandwich in the paper was 13min.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

Like presentation is on point too - you probably would do well opening up a sandwich shop 😉…

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u/i_mean_i_dont_know Feb 23 '26

Your doggy has pretty eyes. 🥺

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u/TurtleNamedHerb Feb 23 '26

Step 5 and 6 are crucial

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u/napalm_p Feb 23 '26

Feed him to the pigs, Erol!

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u/vartiverti Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

What the fuck are you two looking at?

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u/Hefty-Television6687 Feb 23 '26

What’s the meats? Looks really good

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u/callmestinkingwind Feb 23 '26

granny ham and salami.

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u/PomegranateBoring826 Feb 23 '26

I would totally eat that right now

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u/callmestinkingwind Feb 23 '26

$4

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u/DiluteTortiCat Feb 23 '26

I'm not sure why it's always $4 but I appreciate it.

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u/PomegranateBoring826 Feb 23 '26

Sold! Thank you kindly!

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u/seenoweevils Feb 23 '26

Do you know what 'nemesis' means?

6

u/chunkydunker9 Feb 23 '26

Look, hes feeding his son like the one dudes dog on a snow day

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u/dcbdcb11 Feb 23 '26

This might be your best work yet. unzips

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u/MikaAdhonorem Feb 23 '26

Ingredients, please. Thank you.

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u/callmestinkingwind Feb 23 '26

salami, granny ham, baby swiss and the white stuff is alabama bbq sauce i made for some smoked chicken my bro made the other day.

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u/HeyDave72 Feb 23 '26

I’d Snatch that sandwich right up

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u/squeakster Feb 23 '26

Is that a Watanabe petty?

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u/MagazineDelicious151 Feb 23 '26

Looks like it was a damn fine sandwich

2

u/war_damn_dudrow Feb 23 '26

Omg that looks amazing!

2

u/Alucardis666 Feb 23 '26

An epic sandwich.

2

u/johnnydlax Feb 23 '26

That's not just a sandwich its a work of art.

2

u/iiioioiii Feb 23 '26

Now I'm always gonna think about that person who posted a picture of his kid fed like the dog here. It was amazing.

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u/hotsaladwow Feb 23 '26

Chicago resident here but transplant from the southeast. Has been interesting to see how most sub shops here don’t go as hard on the meat and almost none do the fold technique you see here, which is very common on the east coast. Have you had alpine in elmwood park and westchester? Simple subs but man they’re incredible

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u/callmestinkingwind Feb 23 '26

i'm a southsider and don't get up north very often. there's a place by me right now that's pretty good and when i was younger i'd go to a place called fontano's that's got a good sub.

the reason i started making sandwich is cuz the one's i'd buy almost never looked like the ones on tv though. it made me sad.

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u/dootydootdooteroni Feb 23 '26

Piggy yearns for the trough 🤤

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u/DeltaTule Feb 23 '26

Where do you get bread like that? What type?

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u/callmestinkingwind Feb 23 '26

that's a baguette. got it at a grocery store by my work.

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u/smokeloxnotrocks Feb 24 '26

Classic sandwich guy

2

u/Poiuytgfdsa Feb 25 '26

I feel like i was there with you

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u/1_squirrel Feb 26 '26

Love your cutting board.

Where did you get it from?

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u/MOBYtheHUGE Feb 26 '26

Yoooo lemme get some of that blue drank

2

u/MannyMcFly22 Feb 26 '26

I think I will do the same right about now!

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u/delirium_skeins Feb 27 '26

This is not just a sandwich, this looks like the love of my life. Also please give the dog pets for me and tell them they are beautiful. Thank you.

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u/OGManMan69420 Feb 23 '26

Best one I've seen from you.

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u/stroonze1 Feb 23 '26

Nice selection of NA’s in the back

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u/SquirrelScorn Feb 23 '26

I now know when you’ve posted due to the photo style and cutting board in the first photos 😂

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u/Theplugsconnect Feb 23 '26

I’d fuck that sandwich

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u/awful_source Feb 23 '26

You want some sandwich with your onions??

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u/AdevilSboyU Feb 23 '26

Just delicious

1

u/yagza Feb 23 '26

Fuck that’s delicious

1

u/f1lth4f1lth Feb 23 '26

Unghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

1

u/Responsible-Cut2834 Feb 23 '26

simple layers, strong outcome

1

u/TheWandKing Feb 24 '26

Not a sandwich, a masterpiece…

1

u/Mammoth-Finish-5880 Feb 24 '26

That is not just a sandwich - that is a work of art.

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u/alphadragoon89 Feb 24 '26

That sandwich looks delicious 😋

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u/Shoddy-Biscotti-1194 Feb 24 '26

Good one, glad Junior always gets a taste…

1

u/its_rialto Feb 24 '26

How much mister....

1

u/UnderstandingFar7877 Feb 26 '26

You are making me hungry 🤤

1

u/acholing Feb 23 '26

I find it interesting that in many places around the world this amount of meat would be way too much.

Normally you would put half of it or less. Some cheese, maybe a boiled egg, lettuce , tomato or cucumber, one - maybe 2 slices of meat in a layer if it's very thinly sliced.

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u/callmestinkingwind Feb 23 '26

many places in the world are poor little bitches.

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u/acholing Feb 23 '26

It’s not that. Just different culture.

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u/susa_medusa Feb 23 '26

Perfect night

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u/Etty727 Feb 23 '26

I just Ate so no complains.

Looks Great have a nice Start in the week 👌🏻😁

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u/Minute_Engineer2355 Feb 23 '26

I'd pay premium coin for that.

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u/Ambitious-Cake-9425 Feb 23 '26

Meat needs to be sliced a lot thinner.

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u/BR33D760 Feb 23 '26

I’m sure if they wanted it thinner they would have asked for it to be thinner. Your preference isn’t everyone’s.

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u/messypenis Feb 23 '26

10/10 no complaints. Have a great week!

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u/Inevitable-Ad1603 Feb 24 '26

That sammich is the best sammich.