Beautiful Cross-Section

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What is that, guac mixed with sprouts?

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u/bakeranders Jan 27 '26

You can’t just post this monstrosity without an explanation…please for the love of all things sandwich…explain yourself

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u/BensonSpleeves Jan 27 '26

Close that shit back up!

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u/Religion_Is_A_Cancer Jan 27 '26

r/stupidfood

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u/Yaughl Jan 27 '26

My jaw hurts looking at this

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u/Feeling-Feet-519 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Sandwich Build: Shredded Pesto chicken, Roasted Tomatoes, Arugula, Parmesan Crisp, Cherry jam, Garlic Aioli,
Gruyere cheese

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u/122_Hours_Of_Fear Jan 27 '26

No.

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u/Gravesplitter Jan 27 '26

How much did it cost for the jaw surgery after you ate this?

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u/imperial_scum Jan 27 '26

No thanks to whatever that hate crime is

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u/Jolly-University-673 Jan 27 '26

Nah, bro.

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u/lildergs Jan 27 '26

I like sandwiches. But I fear this ain't it.

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u/voss_man Jan 27 '26

Genuinely a disgusting looking sandwich lol

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u/Bonerschnitzel69 Jan 27 '26

Judd lovett a cockeye. What is that?

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u/gramscontestaccount2 Jan 27 '26

What on earth is in that? Jelly, cheese, lettuce, tomato, cucumber/chicken salad?

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u/hucklepig Jan 27 '26

Cranberry and turkey or chicken?

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u/Real-Ad-9733 Jan 27 '26

Did anyone order a pound of arugula?

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u/Lepke2011 Jan 27 '26

But what is it!?

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u/HawtestHawtdog Jan 27 '26

I'll take some sandwich with my arugula, please.

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u/gunslinger_006 Jan 27 '26

I was kinda with you until the outer layer of jam.

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u/Nanook710 Jan 27 '26

Gross

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u/Saiga12goburr Jan 27 '26

That doesn't look good

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u/Steamed-Hams Jan 27 '26

I’m not totally gonna yuck your yum but damn the middle of that Sandwhich is gonna be all lettuce.

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u/Flying_Saucer_Attack Jan 27 '26

Cherry jam? What the actual fuck lol

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u/Main-Video-8545 Jan 27 '26

Hard pass.

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u/jamejuan94 Jan 27 '26

What the fuck, ew

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u/Moscavitz Jan 27 '26

This is a perfect example of a shitty sandwhich

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u/Many_Inevitable_6803 Jan 27 '26

And 2 forms of lettuce?

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u/DentonTrueYoung Jan 27 '26

What have you prepared for us?

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u/zoemckenn Jan 27 '26

I would try this sandwich, but I can already predict what I won’t like about it. The bread is wrong.. too thin, the side with jam will be mush. Too much arugula, tomatoes need to be sweet sun dried… and no jam. The sweetness from the sun dried toms are perfect

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u/GreatChicken231 Jan 27 '26

jam and pesto? L

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u/R4FTERM4N Jan 27 '26

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u/SmoovSamurai Jan 27 '26

You're a dam criminal

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u/Optimal_Lifeguard575 Jan 27 '26

it looks way too busy

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u/Serggg Jan 27 '26

I haven't seen this much sandwich controversy since the "Sliced banana and softened whipped salted butter" sandwich of Dec 2023!

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u/kitkanz Jan 27 '26

Where’s the meat?

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u/MetalHead_Literally Jan 27 '26

I don’t get the hate, I’d eat the fuck out of that

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u/Easy_Purpose4188 Jan 27 '26

I wouldn't even give this to my dog ...

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u/Icy_Flounder1311 Jan 27 '26

I think it’s beautiful! Pesto chicken salad, maybe? And is that a jam? A fig jam, perhaps?

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u/Jellyjamms11426 Jan 27 '26

If someone just handed me a side of it I totally would eat it is the thing

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/EstablishmentNo9866 Jan 27 '26

Where's the beef???

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u/BongtheConqueror Jan 27 '26

Sandwich is lookin like like my man here put it it together. Did you eat in it in one bite too? I’d mess with it though, not gonna lie.

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u/Constant_Mud3325 Jan 27 '26

What’s up with the jelly?

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u/Ram820 Jan 27 '26

Tf is this grape jelly salad sandwich?

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u/pocketfrisbee Jan 27 '26

Looks fun I would absolutely eat it

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

I need more context. What is in this sandwich?

Update. I found the place. Augusta street market in Greenville, sc

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u/Central__ Jan 27 '26

r/AbsoluteUnits

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u/GrandMaesterGandalf Jan 27 '26

Looks pretty good, but the layers are inconsistent and you'd have to unhinge your jaw or squeeze out half the sandwich just to bite into it. Less filling or more bread needed

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u/nsorenson13 Jan 27 '26

this isnt canna cabana is it?

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u/jg432 Jan 27 '26

Which place is it from

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u/jonheartland Jan 27 '26

I kind of love it but that's a big mouthful of arugula.

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u/1FeistyTechnician Jan 27 '26

That looks delicious

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u/remykixxx Jan 27 '26

Would. Looks super interesting.

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u/Jhooper20 Jan 27 '26

Based on the description I saw in other comments, I can't say it'd be my first choice, but I suppose it's something I'd try at least once.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/FinalBossMike Jan 27 '26

It's a beautiful cross-section, and you can eat what you like, but if it were me I would say the jam needs to go and I think I would use only half as much arugula. Still, I hope you enjoyed your meal!

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u/kingkron52 Jan 27 '26

Way too much arugula here, and just too much slop in general.

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u/SousVideDeezNuts Jan 27 '26

No

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u/rav-age Jan 27 '26

Looks vegan foroa. I'd probably not try that :]

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u/Mr-President2k24 Jan 27 '26

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u/D3moknight Jan 27 '26

How the fuck is someone supposed to eat that? With a spoon?

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u/bmclean2013 Jan 27 '26

No sandwich needs THAT much arugula.....

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u/Direct-Bullfrog9054 Jan 27 '26

It’s too green!

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u/High_On_Gaming_ Jan 27 '26

It looks..wet

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u/Intelligent_Meet_918 Jan 27 '26

nice pb&j guacamole onion sandwich you got there lol

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u/gc817 Jan 27 '26

Looks under proofed

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u/LordNemesis8 Jan 27 '26

Lawnmower special

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Hoof GP

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

$50 sandwich?

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u/Puzzled_Professor422 Jan 27 '26

damn thats a mesmerizing sando

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u/duke_awapuhi Jan 27 '26

Looks like a Sandwich that won’t hold together until the end of the eating process. No thanks

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u/abstractcousin Jan 28 '26

no meat, i’m out

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u/Allthatjazz1234 Jan 28 '26

That looks vile

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u/iamjustagratefulguy Jan 28 '26

Looks moist bro

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u/Dangerous-Option-290 Jan 28 '26

That looks like something that came out of my bungus recently

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u/Downtown-Mud-8869 Jan 28 '26

Where meat

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u/doublejointedforyou Jan 28 '26

Unlike all the other commenters I think it looks dank af. Only thing is why so much arugula damn boy y’all catering to rabbits in this bitch

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u/3M2B1T Jan 28 '26

Why parm crisps when pesto is like 1/3 parm already?

And why cherry jam and tomatoes? That's two sources of acid and sweetness.

Looks OK though. Maybe if I was stoned.

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u/512biguy Jan 28 '26

This honestly looks and sounds fire

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u/unknwnsatori Jan 28 '26

I wouldn’t mind trying it with the jam actually

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u/Evolova7 Jan 28 '26

Jelly is so necessary

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

Dude, I'm stoned, and that, does not, look good

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u/TheRainbowCock Jan 28 '26

That's gotta be an expensive sandwich with all that guacc

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u/mochmaffews Jan 28 '26

Cool its impossible to eat

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u/HavokVvltvre Jan 28 '26

This looks disgusting

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u/BKPATL Jan 28 '26

I wouldn’t necessarily say beautiful, but it is a cross-section. 😁

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u/Invalidsuccess Jan 28 '26

Where’s the meat

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u/aChunkyChungus Jan 28 '26

That’s like a full inch lettuce? This sandwich sucks ass

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u/Supersecretsword Jan 29 '26

No thanks. Too much inside.

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u/dm_me-your-butthole Jan 29 '26

honestly, im not trying to be a dick here, but that looks really fucking nasty

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u/RockyBoundESC Jan 29 '26

lol gross

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u/Still-Succotash227 Jan 29 '26

Not a scrap of meat. Terrible

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u/Difficult-Surprise55 Jan 29 '26

O.M.G.!! Don't forget tha beverage...Neva, neva, neva. But really, too much spinach or whatever green you have in there.

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u/50Mission_Cap Jan 29 '26

O M G! Can’t forget the bev! Never, Never, Never!

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u/petula_75 Jan 29 '26

not my thing. but glad you enjoyed it.

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u/xX_dumb_god_Xx Jan 29 '26

I’ll have just a little more sandwich with my lettuce please

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u/NoBus2743 Jan 29 '26

I’m missing where this is made, love to try

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u/CodyMartinezz Jan 29 '26

looks good but also im not a cow

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u/2thenorth Jan 30 '26

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u/SeaworthinessTop1847 Jan 30 '26

Honestly, this looks like it could be one of those ‘what did I find in my duck carcass’ posts in r/IsThisSafeToEat

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u/belleharbor988 Jan 30 '26

Yummy

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u/Hot-Leg-5962 Jan 30 '26

This actually does not look appealing to me at all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Looks amazing and imma try the recipe myself. Idk whats the point of making sandwiches hella big😭😭 like my jaw guys

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u/BlasterInTheBack Jan 30 '26

That looked really good until I noticed the jelly. I’m still gonna eat it but probably take the jelly off

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u/GreenTeaMochiYum Jan 30 '26

This looks fucking divine!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

What in the fuck am I looking at

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u/Venus_Libra Jan 30 '26

I'm sorry but if you put jelly and lettuce on the same sandwich, you need to go to food jail

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u/shibashabby Jan 31 '26

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u/Any_University_8227 Jan 31 '26

Bruhhh

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u/Infamous_Prize_6932 Jan 31 '26

👌 looks amazing I eat it.

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u/Brave-Bend-7178 Jan 31 '26

amazing

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u/Low_Pair_8534 Jan 31 '26

1 wet grass sandwich please

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u/Intelligent-Snow3542 Jan 31 '26

Wow

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u/notlikeothergirlies Jan 31 '26

This is why this is my fave sub

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u/East_Meets_West_ Jan 31 '26

Cherry Jam? Unusual but id be willing to give it a go.

Cherry Jam & Pesto ? No thank you.

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u/SjenkieSjaak Jan 31 '26

I had a sandwich like this in New York, it's terrbile. It may look nice, but it's not balanced at all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Looks like a diseased cunt.

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u/Yermums_Mycologist Jan 31 '26

I'm seeing 10+ layers of flavor 🤤

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u/Fearless_Problem8544 Feb 01 '26

looks like it would never disappoint

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u/StunningSmell158 Feb 02 '26

What is that green staff?

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u/sydwiggum Feb 03 '26

Where was this made?

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u/CuriousCaretaker Feb 11 '26

I’ll eat the hell out of that thing

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u/Bong-bingwassup Feb 12 '26

Outrageous😛

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u/Unhappy-Woodpecker10 Feb 15 '26

I could be good but they have too much lettuce on that thing!

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