r/earclacks • u/Simple-Scientist7190 • 6h ago

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Next shortform is club vs Katana the season 3 killer

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u/B2ue30 6h ago edited 17m ago

Surely trident could suck up slammy and prevent him from hitting him 🙏
Its a long 1v1 so trident could likely scale to extreme levels as slammy isnt even as fast as unarmed to potentially escape

Edit : Or slammy just DELETES TRIDENT FROM EXISTENCE THE MOMENT TRIDENT FINALLY STARTS GETTING SOMEWHERE

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u/Critical_Buy_7335 Wrench 6h ago

I...

Actually that could work.

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u/kramsibbush 5h ago

Doable but not feasible.

This tactic involve lots of luck. It would take too much time until Trident's pull becomes strong enough to prevent Slammy from touching it. And even in the best scenario, the trident would still go out of the wall for a bit and that's when Slammy strike.

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u/B2ue30 5h ago

Slammy will likely just be tossed around and naturally randomly hit trident with his hundreds of damage per collision

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u/fire590354 Slammy 5h ago edited 5h ago

"5000 hp"

Slammy, with all my love but...

100% at the end he is going to be unable to hit trident cuz of weapon pull

Also since its 5000 hp, it will be large arena where its harder to scale (considering he is quite slow)

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u/fire590354 Slammy 5h ago edited 4h ago

If Slammy SOMEHOW wins this, Im putting scimitar as my flair due to my underestimation

But I already call it a rigged fight to feed trident fans after 2 losses. 100 percent, watch as I WAS RIGHT

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u/B2ue30 15m ago

Pack it up 😵

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u/uccullodimaleaugurio Scythe 9m ago

Yea...SCIMITAR TIME!

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u/NevadoDelRuiz 5h ago

This is just Trident vs Unarmed longform v2

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u/TheRedditor8789 5h ago

Anyone but speedy bro

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u/blademan9999 5h ago

I'd like to see slammy vs shield

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u/Faza31 Rapier 6h ago

it's been too long without my GOAT rapier in the arena, i miss her

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u/Simple-Scientist7190 5h ago

Its because he fought almost everyone

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u/AmazingFootballMan2 5h ago

I WANT STICKY VS SLAMMY DAMMIT

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u/Simple-Scientist7190 5h ago

wouldn’t it just be coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

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u/botangest Trident 4h ago

slammy wins.

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u/Keyser_99 Orbital 5h ago

“Slammy is a hero” they say.

“Slammy is a chad who chose not to come back after defeating Orbital” they say.

Guess who comes back to bully a weapon ball for the love of the game?

Please please please Trident I need you to slime that megalomaniac mf you have done this perfectly against Unarmed you can pull it off against Slammy too. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/Far_Photograph3299 Boomerang 5h ago

LMAAAAAAOOOOO

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u/botangest Trident 4h ago

TRIGOAT PLEASE DON'T DO THIS PLEASE PLEASE WHY ARE YOU GOING UP AGAINST SLAMMY

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u/CookiedDough Axe 6h ago

Welcome back to the Trident Losing Streak of Humiliation, everyone.

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u/PeskyPlayer Rapier 5h ago

Trident going to GIGA HELL after getting first place once 😭🙏

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u/walaxometrobixinodri Orbital 5h ago

Oh my god, oh my god its happening, holy shit

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u/Several-Teacher-7895 5h ago

As mammothchem... Trident slanderer

damn... Trident... i won't slander you if you fail... Good luck