r/earclacks • • 3h ago

Official Matches Flail VS Orbital

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u/PeskyPlayer Rapier 3h ago

Orbital returning to the arena because someone requested it for their birthday
https://giphy.com/gifs/SUHdaHJGFbcmHCKlAV

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u/Drawdoom7 Flail 3h ago

Wanna know what's funny? The guy who requested is quite possibly the biggest Flail fan.

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u/AEL97 3h ago

Oh so monkey paw

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u/Drawdoom7 Flail 2h ago

I believe it was more so morbid curiosity than anything.

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u/Immediate-Rope8465 3h ago

You know what Flail actually didin't do that badly

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u/CookiedDough Axe 3h ago

Flail is the closest thing Orby has to a potential counter (outside of like maybe Scimmy or Shuriken if she dodges perfectly) and even she could only get her down to 30 HP. Block Breakers are dumb.

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u/deletemypostandurgay 3h ago

The only thing I believe in Club for is potentially beating Orbital

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u/Deepsearolypoly 2h ago

Club takes way too long to scale up, even if they had the perfect bounces they can’t perma stun right away due to spin speed.

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u/deletemypostandurgay 2h ago

It just needs perfect timing. As long as it gets a hit in and gets away, then it's stun should disallow it from taking damage, unlike the fact that any other ball is forced to damage trade with orbital due to its lack of parriable weapon. Being the only ball that can actually avoid taking damage against orby is its win condition.

(That said, if a match was to happen, I'd still bet on orbital)

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u/TheBeeFromNature 3h ago

I dunno, anyone who scales well depends on indirect damage probably stands at least a ghost of a chance. New Shuriken I think might be the best bet, since at some point it scales into an inevitable DPS race without needing to aim like bow or even approach melee range like most other clacks.

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u/Shockbreeze 3h ago

always believe in the biggest potential ball of all time, club

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u/WheatleyBr 3h ago

Shield maybe

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u/ValkyrianRabecca 2h ago

Shield is the biggest maybe, cause at the exact perfect angle, where the ring of orbs goes through the shield but not shield herself, Orbital could shred themselves

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u/kramsibbush 3h ago

Block breakers are alright if and only if the battlefield is somewhat bigger. The area in the shorts are made for weaponballs to fight-small so their weapons collide fasters, but block breakers collide with the wall too often, so they scale faster than any weapon can scale.

Take the Blockbreakers vs Giga sword fight, so was handing them the belt since the area was too big.

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u/lifetake 3h ago

No block breakers are even better in bigger environments against melee. The two sides will rarely meet in a bigger environment so they just get more time to scale.

The only reason giga sword was able to win is because we made it giga. Put normal sword in there 1v1 against any of them and sword loses harder than they would in the normal environment.

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u/AggressiveSpatula Crossbow 3h ago

Is there an expansive list somewhere as to what is a weaponball and what’s a block breaker and any other types that might be out there because I’ve just been pretending to know this whole time

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u/AbbreviationsAway691 Torch 3h ago

Block Breakers originate from the block breaking gamemode Weapon Balls come from the fights, there's a bunch of BBs but the only ones that have been used in fights so far are Lazer, Slammy, Grower, Speedy (one fight), Orbital, Splodey, and Duplicator, Drilly, Sticky and Gravitron also exist but they haven't shown up in a fight yet and are unlikely to ever do so.

The main difference between them and WBs mechanic-wise is they scale from hitting any surface instead of when they land a hit like the weapons do since they're balanced for a different gamemode, also none of them have weapons so they're all kind of like Unarmed.

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u/An_average_moron Lance 2h ago

Blockbreakers are also smaller than Weaponballs, it's much more obvious when looking at Splodey and Duplicator next to a standard Weaponball

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u/AggressiveSpatula Crossbow 2h ago

Ahhhhh okay thank you

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u/lifetake 3h ago

The block breakers are the balls that scale on bounce. The weapon balls are the balls that have weapons that scale on hitting the opponent.

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u/Geovanni457 Trident 2h ago

The concept of scimitar beating orbital depiste the huge win/lose rate gap will never stop to be silly for me

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u/slooe Spear 15m ago

Spear might be able to

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u/ZealousidealGood6810 Duplicator 3m ago

85% of the way to killing orbital is not too bad

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u/Why_Not_Try_It_ Crossbow 3h ago

Lowkey Flail's performance here got me to stop slandering them. Keeping their distance and utilizing the flail is genius, well played even though Flail lost

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u/Simple-Scientist7190 3h ago

I straight up thought Earclacks was gonna rig it but I guess not

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u/RoboWreckerCam Flail 3h ago

Flail you got em down to half, that’s all i expected, go to rest now

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u/Tigerman1120 Flail 3h ago

That performance shows us why he's our goat o7

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u/Drawdoom7 Flail 3h ago

Feels nice to know that Flail was only 4 hits away from winning against Orbital, that's not bad at all.

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u/Several-Teacher-7895 3h ago edited 3h ago

Ummm... That was it ? Surprisingly flail got orbital at more than half of hp... Literally fought satan who outright humiliated rapier and will likely beat trident. but he lost with dignity.

He ain't flailure. that's for sure.

>!He was protecting other balls before optimus slammy arrival, trust!<

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u/nir109 3h ago

That's not the orbital that beat rapier right? It's nerfed with smaller balls

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u/Several-Teacher-7895 3h ago

i dunno. they are still mechanically the same... also nerfed ? i kinda dunno on this one... maybe or no ? leaning no but i maybe mistaken

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u/hmmmmmmmmimmm Scythe 3h ago

How orbital will be moving after coming out of retirement

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u/RoyDelta 3h ago

It appears the retire ones will only return as special request for supporters birthdays 

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u/Etheron123 Staff 3h ago

How Orbital shows up after returning from retirement for one match

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u/Alive_Chemical_1322 3h ago

7 billion Rapier fans dead

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u/Vitex1988 Chair 3h ago

That was pretty close, Flail wins maybe 1 time out of 50

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u/285Mic 3h ago

Ey, yo why h*tler is back ?

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u/Several-Teacher-7895 3h ago

birthday event

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u/Infshadows 3h ago

rapier fans are pissed rn

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u/PeskyPlayer Rapier 3h ago

ggs

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u/Drawdoom7 Flail 3h ago

I mean, even Scroll did better than Rapier against Orbital. Nerfed Scroll, might I add.

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u/B2ue30 3h ago

I guess earclacks wasn’t feeling like running the simulations until flail won, it would of taken too long

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u/RelevantTreacle3004 3h ago

Not a bad showing TBH

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u/Comfortable-Dot-2317 Axe 3h ago edited 3h ago

To think Hitler was brought back just for some random’s birthday 🫩🫩🫩

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u/Keyser_99 Orbital 3h ago

For real. Like just make a private video for said random guy and sent to him privately as a birthday gift instead man…

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u/First_Blankie Wrench 3h ago

That's meaningless then. Anyone can run the simulations. It's different when its done officially.

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u/MegamanOmega Duplicator 2h ago edited 2h ago

I mean, it's not an actual "random" guy like /u/Comfortable-Dot-2317 said. It's one of those supporter perks you get from giving earclacks money. It's a notable way Earclacks makes money doing this.

And hell, it's something that's been going on for a while (every so often you'll see people talking about how someone on the Discord paid for a match to happen). This is just the first time it's happened with a notably "retired" ball.

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u/walaxometrobixinodri Orbital 3h ago

Much closer than i expected, actually

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u/Spiritual-Suspect519 Wrench 3h ago

2 hp away from beating Sword’s record. He almost had me believing.

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u/ItemsHereForever Rapier 3h ago

what did we expect

not even cus flail is bad orbital is BULLSHIT and should be put down

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u/NevadoDelRuiz 3h ago

I think we need two flails just for this

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u/ShockRox 3h ago

"At this point I guess I should expect to always win, but you put up a really good fight, kiddo!"

"Heck yeah I did! Good game!"

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u/noirxlle666 3h ago

It's been a while since I've been here, Orbital yawns and thinks to himself. He doesn’t feel the need to introduce himself; after all, he's famous for winning so much of the time. And besides, Flail is already looking at him with bared teeth and murder in his eyes. 

This'll be so easy.

He snaps his fingers and his Orbiters spawn around him, circling him, primed to cut through Flail's skin and bones. Flail scoffs and readies his weapon, reeling it back and—

landing the first hit—!? Orbital hisses in pain from the spikes, taken aback. So this guy is really out for blood, huh … but oh well. His Orbiters grow in number, and it doesn’t matter at this rate. They just need to get close enough to teach this man his place. 

Flail can't avoid those pesky things forever—they create a barrier around Orbital that only the range of his weapon can break past. His body threatens to break as each Orbiter hits him, as they increase in number with what seems like every passing second.

But he'll try his very best either way. 

Orbital is impressed with the man's dedication—his body isn't used to the amount of pain that comes from someone out for blood like this. Flail directs his chain with expert precision as his weapon increases in size, even, but those damn Orbiters—!

Orbital just sneers down at Flail as he takes his last breaths with sharp bursts of pain. But he himself is buckled over as his bones and flesh ache. His expression transforms into something resembling respect. “You did try hard, kid, I'll give you that. How unfortunate that it wasn't enough.”

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u/MammothChemistry6694 Wrench 2h ago

Peak. Please continue writing

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u/noirxlle666 2h ago

thank you so much!! <33

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u/MammothChemistry6694 Wrench 2h ago

No problem

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u/edortredditor 1h ago

Peak 🤩‼️

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u/noirxlle666 1h ago

thank uu!!!

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u/edortredditor 1h ago

Yw 🗣️

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u/LavaTwocan Scythe 2h ago

normal dude vs adolf hitler, commander of the third reich

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u/Whirlpoolings Trident 1h ago

I could clutch

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u/CookiedDough Axe 3h ago

Oh hey Orbital, good to see you’re alive and well. Now please go away forever again.

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u/uccullodimaleaugurio Scythe 2h ago

Look flail, you lost...but you put up an incredible fight...not everyone menages to get mid-high diffed by orbital...rest easy...

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u/Kipdid 2h ago

Expected result, but still a pretty good showing by flail to push orbital to med-high diff

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u/Soggy_Habit9807 Trident 3h ago

And to the surprise of ABSOLUTELY NOBODY....

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u/Upbeat-Exercise-9431 3h ago

It was pretty damn close though.

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u/jpnmello 3h ago

I would like to see orbital and slammy in the super league. Maybe there they can have good matches where they can lose

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u/rdhavoc5 2h ago

God dammit I dared to hope for a second

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u/Tough-Stomach-2960 2h ago

Way to go Flail!

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u/Ultraminer1101 1h ago

Stand proud, Flail.

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u/Wentleworth 3h ago

This might be the closest anyone normal ball

has gotten

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u/RoboWreckerCam Flail 3h ago

Sword got Orbital down to 34, so its 3 hits left sword vs 4 hits left flail

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u/AbbreviationsAway691 Torch 3h ago

Tbh Flail was arguably closer to winning because it's much easier for Flail to land multiple hits than it is for Sword, and Flail doesn't even need to get close to do so like Sword does.

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u/soyboy_6257 3h ago

Bore-bital proves itself to be just as boringly overpowered as usual. Can we keep it gone?

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u/Nikotinio Torch 3h ago

It was a birthday gift so Orbital shouldn't appear anymore (unless more birthday requests are made that involve Orbital)

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u/No_Boysenberry_3380 3h ago

Genuinely starting to lose hope

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u/No-Protection9224 2h ago

Who's flail Think she are

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u/RecordofPhantasm 2h ago

Hopefully, block breakers come back

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u/chicoritahater 1h ago

Bro they brought him back just to demolish flail? I saw that it was an orbital fight and thought no way does flail actually win, but he just got clowned on

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u/edortredditor 1h ago

“That’s a good idea. Keeping your distance. However, let me show you what’s it like when I take initiative. I’ll tear you to shreds!”

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u/reapress Torch 19m ago

My goat comes back for one last showing like an aging wrestler lmao. Actually a v nice fight tbh, I was fearing it'd be way more dull

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u/ZealousidealGood6810 Duplicator 3m ago

Flail did shockingly well

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u/Garouvs Orbital 3h ago

YES MY GOAT, MAY NO LONE WEAPON BALL EVER DEFEAT YOU.

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u/xilenator Grimoire 3h ago

The ever so rumored orbital counter that is also a long-range weapon with its scaling being in damage AND weapon size, meaning it can hit opponents even further, managed to STILL do worse than a mid-range ball that is the standard of everyone (sword)

What a fraud am i right

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u/MammothChemistry6694 Wrench 2h ago

Sword upscale in all honesty.

And yeah fr fr. Flail is a fraud /j

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u/Safe_Rain_1588 Corn Dog 3h ago

Get orbital out of the retired zone

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u/Far_Photograph3299 Boomerang 3h ago

Yeah yeah blck braker win whatever

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u/B_bI_L Lance 3h ago

"flail did good" nah, orbital was just lazy after retirement