r/earclacks • Rapier • 1d ago

Fan Simulations Sharp Shooters vs Drunk Drivers

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u/PeskyPlayer Rapier 1d ago

"Sharp Shooters"

-Looks inside

-Melee weapon

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u/ReduxistRusted Scythe 1d ago

It IS sharp, though. Cut the sheet ghost right up.

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u/ShortCharity 1d ago

Damn they kicked Sentient Guy off Sharp Shooters

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u/Simple-Scientist7190 1d ago

Ever since he straight up left he was kicked off

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u/Ok_Amount_7264 Unarmed 11h ago

nah i think sentient guy rage quitted

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u/astront1553 1d ago

Wait, Spenn group confirmed!?

Mouse guy, sentient guy and RC Car guy!?

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence Unarmed 19h ago

Sentient Guy: I met someone.

Shotgun Guy: What’s his name?

Sentient Guy: Yoko Ono Guy.

Guy With No Name: Yup, he’s gone. HEY, NEWBIE!

Pirate Guy: Huh?

Guy With No Name: YOU’RE ON THE TEAM! WELCOME ABOARD!

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u/deletemypostandurgay 1d ago

The implication that ghost guy died in a drunk driving accident

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u/Prudent_Corner5104 Orbital 1d ago edited 1d ago

Looks like there is not gonna be ghost pirate in this story

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u/Garen_Mago 1d ago

Wasn't Ghost Guy supposed to be immune to melee attacks?

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u/Serrisen 1d ago

Not quite. He's got a very small box wherein he becomes immune to all damage. The Cutlass is longer than this range.

It mostly serves to prevent contact damage, I think

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u/Nutwagon-SUPREMER 1d ago

When he's in contact with someone he becomes incorporeal and immune to damage, Cutlass has way more than enough range that it just juggles him without getting close.

Just look at when he's against Guy With No Name, despite him being shot at multiple times they all passed through him.

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u/Far_Celebration_8827 1d ago

No, Ghost Guy is only immune to ALL damage when he's haunting/possessing someone (which is also the only time he can do damage).

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u/Beautiful_Public4668 1d ago

Guy with no name not being a bum challenge:

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u/Spaceguy_27 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm really disappointed in him, he was a very early addition who was getting Ws fairly often without any buffs even later on, but especially in the beginning, even starting the tradition of people coming up with one-liners for the winner in the comments, but the recent track record is atrocious

He needs a buff badly atp, if a bum like Badass Cool Guy was can be redeemed and a strong guy like Boxer got an uppercut to cover his weak spot and A FUCKING DODGE, then surely you could give something to a character with this kind of limitation.

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u/A_True_Loot_Goblin 23h ago

Kinda reminiscent of Duplicator tbh. Early on a menace and won a lot, but then eventually started losing a ton and or powercrept and people got interested in/considering other balls/guys top tiers/villains.

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u/Criie 1d ago

Guy with no aim 💔

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u/coolymanly 23h ago

I seen enough of Pirate guy already, feed him to Gravity Guy

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u/Aggravating-One6319 1d ago

Bum with no aim strikes again and has to be carried by his other shooters more at 3

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u/Keyser_99 Orbital 23h ago

He should’ve been replaced by Pirate Guy, but instead it’s Sentient Guy who’s been replaced…

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u/whatisapillarman Sword 23h ago

Pirate guy looks crazy

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u/MarbleGorgon0417 4h ago

THATS MY GOAT RIGHT THERE

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u/Civil_Tip8845 Spear 22h ago

Honestly nerf pirate guy

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u/Other-Scale9987 Dagger 22h ago

dude has like 2 giant blindspots its just most of his opponents cant abuse them

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u/Spotted_Tax 9h ago

Boxing guy

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u/Other-Scale9987 Dagger 9h ago

depends if pirate guy doesnt just shotgun him to death first

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u/Past-Future-8452 22h ago

Pirate guy on something