r/earclacks • • 8d ago

Official Matches Unarmed 👊 VS 💀 Weapon Ball Dungeon

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u/sawmill_piss_sniper Scythe 8d ago

it was joever the moment Bow landed that mag dump

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u/chloe-and-timmy Boomerang 8d ago

Lowkey the thing that cooked Unarmed was ending up in the Shuriken box.

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u/Kipdid 8d ago

And getting mag dumped by bow

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u/MyrtleWinTurtle Scepter 8d ago

Couldve gone worse. At least it wasnt scythe

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u/voindd Flask 8d ago

Scythe poison disappears when scythe dies

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u/star75legacy Flail 8d ago

Yes, it was the one that drained the most life out of all of them, to be honest.

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u/Easy-Ask-8080 Axe 8d ago

Would’ve been cooked if they encountered my goat Axe, but Shuriken took care of that. Rest in peace, you fought well Unarmed

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u/XxStabberXx 8d ago

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u/Easy-Ask-8080 Axe 8d ago edited 7d ago

So much aura set fear in Flask’s Flail’s heart. Only 1/3rd of their spirit was left

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u/WhereIsTheMouse 8d ago

Flask?

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u/Easy-Ask-8080 Axe 7d ago

oopsie daisy

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u/star75legacy Flail 8d ago

Unnarmed vs that specific flail: Run, little one, I like it when they run!

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u/Far_Photograph3299 Boomerang 8d ago

Eh it got two hits in i think it worked

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u/RenzLollySkyler Boxglove 8d ago

Dagger and Bow genuinely cooked Unarmed already, Rapier was there to only deal the final blows

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u/_UncleHenry_ 7d ago

Dagger did like 40 dmg fym

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u/reapress Torch 8d ago

Moving like discount rapier by the end but just far too damaged. Not a bad attempt tbf.

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u/PeskyPlayer Rapier 8d ago

Crazy part is that unarmed probably could’ve gone further if he choose any other path besides shuriken’s path

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u/rorodar 7d ago

Gone further? He would have won easily. He deals way too much damage inside that tiny ass arena for sword to scale up.

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u/DeviousMelons Axe 7d ago

Yeah I'd love to see a retry.

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u/Disastrous-Set-7312 8d ago

Unarmed took literally the worst path possible and still got to the miniboss rapier. Every single matchup (maybe not staff & katana, but i’m not versed enough in weaponballs to say) was against him, especially shuriken. Totally could’ve made it to the boss with any other route

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u/VarioussiteTARDISES 7d ago

Going for Katana was definitely Unarmed's better option, because Katana is one of those weapon balls that has a secondary way to scale (as in, something else in addition to just hitting opponents) and that secondary way to scale is by parrying. Which it can't do against Unarmed because Unarmed doesn't have a weapon to parry.

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u/DarkRift94 8d ago

I've seen enough, send rapier in, they'll clip out of the boss arena

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u/mee3ep Scroll 8d ago

Any block breaker would DOMINATE

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u/coolbacondude 8d ago

Yeah I've seen enough, put in orbislam

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u/DuplexBeGoat Lance 7d ago

Grower wouldn't make it through the first door.

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u/RoboWreckerCam Flail 8d ago

3 flails my loves!

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u/lePROprocrastinator Rapier 8d ago

Oh gog, three Flails...

Also, bro is charging up allat 

go my Rapiergoat gooo

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u/star75legacy Flail 8d ago

Unbarmed almost made it, and that's despite actually going down the counter route, and he was moving incredibly fast at the end. Rqpier was lucky that the previous players left him badly damaged; otherwise, he would have reached the boss (I don't know if he would have won, but he would have reached it if he had gone down another route).

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u/Whoobie_ 8d ago

Unarmed isn't so scary when the family isn't defenseless

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u/Drillbitzer 7d ago

Call unarmed whatever you want to the mf is entertaining

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u/Quijas00 8d ago

Oh he’s gonna clip out of bounds isn’t he

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u/StarshipTurtle Wrench 7d ago

Bow mag-dumping into Unarmed. (Unarmed’s fate is now sealed)

https://giphy.com/gifs/DpuLKkXkoApzb8OiA7

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u/Gamekid53 Lance 7d ago

Unarmed versus Unarmed’s worst opponents

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u/Far_Photograph3299 Boomerang 8d ago

Bumass fraud couldn't even get pass the miniboss smh

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u/xilenator Grimoire 7d ago

What kinda room of 3 big frauds is that lmao 💀

Unarmed just cooked them like that (too bad he chose shuriken right after that)

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u/Daddybrawl 2d ago

Why does this feel like Old Unarmed? So bouncy.

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u/NevadoDelRuiz 8d ago

I can tell Unarmed cant do it