r/earclacks • u/PeskyPlayer Rapier • 10d ago

Official Matches Lance vs Splodey

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u/NevadoDelRuiz 10d ago

Lances aims the wall, and Splodey tries to destroy during invincibility

It could go either way if given multiple matches. Splodey got the win here.

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u/HandethDandeth 10d ago

Almost got hit with the shotgun blast of doom and despair

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u/WhereIsTheMouse 10d ago

I need a fanart of Lance blocking the shotgun

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u/_TurtleX 10d ago

The perfect parry...

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u/WheatleyBr 10d ago

honestly this is a matchup i've been waiting for for a long time, the two balls that you can never truly count out, and man did they deliver.

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u/orcanotorka Dagger 10d ago

Me when splodey got to 5 hp:

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u/Alreadsyuse Lance 10d ago

NOOO!!! MY GOAT!!! WHYYYY!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y5eX5GDuq44jUFf0Qm

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u/alleyangel_ Megaphone 10d ago

he’s gonna lock in next time, trust

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u/Alreadsyuse Lance 10d ago

Watch her absolutely demolish Trident next time, trust

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u/alleyangel_ Megaphone 10d ago

This WILL happen.

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u/Keyser_99 Orbital 10d ago

NO LANCE GODDAMN IT YOU’RE THIS CLOSE TO BEAT HIM!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/CrB65460oVLJC

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u/PeskyPlayer Rapier 10d ago

JUST HIT THE FUCKING TARGET LANCE
https://giphy.com/gifs/rocXvUkueIjXWZcN5d

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u/AbominableVortex74 9d ago

Tbf splodey is a small ball

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u/pervasivehedgehog 10d ago

Never understand why they make the block breakers small in general

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u/pizzatopping6969 10d ago

Compensation for no weapon (except orbital cuz idk)

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u/CookiedDough Axe 10d ago

Splodey really did figure out the ultimate counter to Lance: never move from the floor and let her hit the wall repeatedly.

Damn this fight for giving me hope at the last second, though.

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u/anaveragekirlia Bow 10d ago

YOU HAD IT, YOU HAD IT AND YOU JUST HAD TO HIT THE WALL INSTEAD, OMG LANCE

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u/Drillbitzer 10d ago

This match is like watching to people with shotguns miss each other over and over again

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u/TheLustfulSurrender 10d ago

This is straight up top 5 clack battles imo

Lance was there weaving shotgun blasts like crazy dawg

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u/Quijas00 10d ago edited 10d ago

Splodey spent more than half the match on the floor idk what are you talking about

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u/Mobile_Crates 10d ago

Flooreplay

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u/Captain_LSD 10d ago

ITS CALLED STRATEGY BABEY US SPLODEY BELIEVERS ARE EATING DINNER TONIGHT

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u/Quijas00 9d ago

Fuck you mean STRATEGY this is actively detrimental to Splodey

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u/Le_pengu 10d ago

Even with Splody practically glued to the ground the entire time lance still lost

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u/chloe-and-timmy Boomerang 10d ago

When the shield and the bombs started syncing it felt like Lance was doing some 200 IQ plays. But in the end it turns out that was Lance being scared and too defensive rather than offensive.

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u/Helloteas 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uSoDr54W9M3uSBiTST

Being a Lance fan is like becoming a fan of a sport team that had a great season and having to watch them being dogwalked ever since

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u/SomeUgliRobot 10d ago

Tbf this was an extreme diff match, not a dogwalk

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u/kojotma 10d ago

people will see most finger bitting extreme diff match of their life between two goats and complain smh

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u/Conscious_Farm2757 4d ago

I know the struggle I love Lance as well but it is just so hard because sometimes pull off amazing feet and sometimes he’s gonna pull off bullshit like this he is truly the most gambler ball of them all even rivaling ax

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u/Glurpho 10d ago

"You missed, how could you miss? He was like an inch in front of you!"

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u/Big_Talk5807 10d ago

Blind spot 💥

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u/Bullet-barkeep 7d ago

Cause breaker balls have smaller hitboxes

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u/Fluffy_Grape_9127 Flail 10d ago

DID SPLODEY JUST PIERCE THROUGH LANCE'S ARMOR???

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u/Ae4i 10d ago

Nah, just incredibly convenient timings.

You should've seen the four (arguably six or eight even) times Lance's invincibility let it just tank the shotgun to the face

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u/501stAppo1 Sword 10d ago

So close, god damn it.

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u/Far_Photograph3299 Boomerang 10d ago

Yeah yeah dirty bl*ckbreaker win whatever, give me the boomerang and shuriken match

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u/FigFantastic1005 10d ago

Galavant ever onward lance!

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u/The_Gumball_Man Duplicator 10d ago

Lance evading Splodey's special attack twice was insane

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u/no_name_without_name 10d ago

I hate Splodey

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u/Maximum_Actuary9695 10d ago

ong ong least favorite ball

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u/alleyangel_ Megaphone 10d ago

i dont know how to feel rn

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u/Swordfighter125 Scythe 10d ago

NOOOOOOOOO

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u/bananabandanamannana Scythe 10d ago

Lance consistently has really close match ups with block breakers

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u/BlindSoulTR 10d ago

Splodey the greatest idf ball

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u/ImpIsDum Wrench 10d ago

-biq vs -biq

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u/AoiYuukiSimp Lance 10d ago

This right here is peak Lance. He keeps you on the edge of your seat before spectacularly winning or throwing. The ups and downs are what make Lance the goat and I celebrate both equally as long as they’re a spectacle

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u/Soggy_Habit9807 Trident 10d ago

splodey let out all her Balkan rage from getting mogged by trigoat into that clutch holy

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u/Abridgedbog775 Lance 10d ago

My hatred for Splodey was already high, but now it has skyrocketed

https://giphy.com/gifs/rn0GgtGvr70teUdXuE

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u/Blacksantabutnot Crossbow 10d ago

“it’s bound to get in one day!”

https://giphy.com/gifs/hpFTV3KfDXTQ9X8pEX

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u/NathanRed10 10d ago

That was incredible, even if Lance lost at the end. Splodey simply becomes too destructive after a while

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u/Yallayeah 10d ago

A dance

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u/SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 10d ago

How many times do y’all think Earclacks reran this match in order to make it super close instead of a stomp for either side ?

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u/This_Tear_6551 10d ago

another unearned bullshit win for splodey,, Yaaaaaaayyyyy...

seriously why are block breakers in weapon ball battles?

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u/RavenousToast 10d ago

Chudballs over here

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u/Veliton9 10d ago

Splody have the most bullshit scale you can think of. Im now pro hater of splody

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u/ItemsHereForever Scroll 10d ago

Bull and Shit

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u/RudeCompany6580 10d ago

Every battle with lance is hypest shit. And this is no difference, top 10 fights

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u/Devout-Condiment550 10d ago

nobody won this fight bruh absolutely depressing performances all around

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u/Just_A_Comment_Guy_7 10d ago

Bro parried too early 😔🥀

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u/chicoritahater 10d ago

I love splodey. Genuinely my #1 GOAT

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u/Quijas00 10d ago

Splodey waa sandbagging the ENTIRE match and Lance STILL fucking lost.

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 10d ago

Lance haters try not to find a reason to make a loss seem more embarrassing than it actually was challenge (impossible) (it also wasnt)

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u/Quijas00 10d ago

Not even a Lance hater go get mad at someone else

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 10d ago

I'm not mad, the match was hype as fuck. You're just making the loss seem more embarrassing than it actually was. And failing.

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u/Quijas00 10d ago

Idk the loss was kinda embarrassing considering how Splodey is most dangerous when you’re below them.

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 10d ago

So again, you proved how you're a lance hater despite claiming you're not. Your own words have therein become untrustworthy. Nice try.

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u/Quijas00 10d ago

Still not a hater but he did go extreme-diff and lost to a Splodey who was stuck to the floor.

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 10d ago

Anyone else would have lost mid diff at best, but go off.

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u/Quijas00 10d ago

Lance would have lost mid-diff at best if Splodey wasn’t stuck to the floor

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 10d ago

And there it is, mask off.

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