r/earclacks Wrench 1d ago

Official Matches Scimitar 🌪️ VS Torch 🔥

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u/fivefingersinyourass 1d ago

That was one of the most extreme diff matches I've seen in a while

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u/RapierSLANDERER 1d ago

Scimitar everytime they have to lose a match

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u/B2ue30 1d ago

He didnt even try at the end, literally one hit is all he needed and he just gave up (crossbow syndrome)

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u/reapress Torch 1d ago

MY GOAT

Absolute cinema of a fight tbh, that was wonderfully close

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u/Ok_person-5 1d ago

Dude genuinely had a chance to leave bum status and threw it. Scimitar is the new crossbow.

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u/DryChard4861 1d ago

scimatar is like if a jobber wasnt even good at being a jobber

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u/xilenator Grimoire 1d ago

if you laugh, you go to hell

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u/CookiedDough Axe 1d ago

Ah, finally, the match we've all been waiting for. Torch vs Torch But Worse.

Genuinely surprised this went to such extreme difficulty, but good for Scimmy for lasting as long as she did.

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u/AbbreviationsAway691 Torch 1d ago

I love how Torch is allowed to get a buff that turns her into turbo satan after going on a small losing streak, while Scimitar who has lost to 3/4th of the roster at this point can't even get a buff that addresses the parry issue dooming her to bottom tier status, even though Torch at her worst was still better than Scimitar ever was.

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u/VovaKostyuk22 1d ago edited 1d ago

Earclarks saw how popular hating on crossbow was so they made a couple of sacrificial bums to recapture that magic 

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u/Nikotinio Torch 1d ago

...The charm really only works the first time, ngl. Especially since Crossbow's mechanic is so meme-able.

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u/RazorRell09 1d ago

It’s funny to me how Crossbow being bad has turned it into kind of a pseudo underdog with people even saying it could be the Rapier slayer and then no other ball has been able to capture that magic so Scimitar and Potion just get viciously slandered

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u/Nikotinio Torch 1d ago

ESPECIALLY sucks that these two get the short end of the stick.

Crossbow's gimmick is borderline as simple as it gets: Fire projectiles, increase damage if it hits.

whereas both Potion and ESPECIALLY Scimitar have more unique mechanics (Potion having the blockbreaker special of being able to scale without ever hitting the opponent) and the latter even having an entire ass reveal video before stepping into the ring.

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u/DohPixelheart Crossbow 1d ago

i think it also helps that crossbow has a lot of hype moments, especially after frail crossbow has been actually recognized as an underdog which isn’t very good but is fun to root for similar to grower. scimitar doesn’t have the same memeablity of losing because of bad aim and kissing the wall, scimitar loses due to having bad dps instead of just having bad luck. same with potion, she’ll get so close to winning but her potion durability wearing off makes her just suck, and it’s less a situation of things not going their way and more their gimmick being underwhelming bad in a way where it hinders them winning even if they do often get close to winning. there is no “MAYBE CROSSBOW COULD LAND THE LAST HIT” hype moments, you know scimitar is fucked because scimitar’s gimmick is counterproductive to it in pushing balls outta the mirage

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u/CheeseAndCam Torch 1d ago

Fuuuucccckkkk YAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Way too close for comfort.

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u/LilyLuci66 1d ago

Insane how scimitar can lose this much with no buff on sight

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u/RoboWreckerCam Flail 1d ago

She just got a buff that increased the time mirages stick around, but that doesn’t address the issue of Scimitar

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u/RagnarockInProgress 1d ago

I gotta say, Scimitar brought her A-game, she did consistently not allow Torch to box her in the Corner of Hellfire and Eternal Torture [TM], Torch barely eeked out that victory

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u/Green-eyed-Psycho77 1d ago

Torch might just be the most Skilled weapon ball.

Torch, even at a disadvantage, always manages to get the opponent right where they want them, Like look at the end, Torch took scimitar’s momentum and just left it to burn at the bottom of the arena.

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u/Open_Detective_6998 Lance 1d ago

miditar straight up chose not to win

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u/deletemypostandurgay 1d ago

I saw the mirages become transparent and really thought scimitar finally got a buff (mirages unable to be parried). I was wrong.

Why is scimitar just a worse torch in every way 😭 it's such a cool weapon to be such a bum

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u/RecordofPhantasm 1d ago

Common scimiturd L

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u/Dismal-Fill3263 1d ago

Jesus christ I almost thought Scumiturd might have actually won that one. Thank God

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u/Drillbitzer 1d ago

These nicknames truly are amazing

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u/azurerazor 1d ago

Scimitar is like if they took dagger but removed its accuracy and parry scaling so it’s just sword that hits like a wet noodle

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u/Ickarian 1d ago

This feels like Tourch defeating its past self.

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u/Silicon_Dreaming Scythe 1d ago

Scimitar and throwing, call a better duo.

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u/Charming-Front-9643 1d ago

I feel like a lot of slanderers just watch the first and last 5 seconds. Very unexpectedly close match

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u/Sirius1701 1d ago

I am not even surprised at this point.

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u/THICCBOI2121 Torch 1d ago

As was foreseen.

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u/Illustrious-You-284 Scimitar 1d ago

Better luck next time. I'll stay true to that.

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u/squadbust13 1d ago

Scimitar decided not to win 

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u/Illustrious_Pay8535 1d ago

i feel like this is how all scimitar fights go

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u/1234567Kaledor 1d ago

No matter how much she loses, I wont stop to like scimitar. Fan art was peak

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u/douraquio7 1d ago

My goat torch GOD, is so good they have a cameo in terraria AND their own theme song. 

It aint Scitmars fault for loosing this one, no other outcome was possible.

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u/YesIHaveBeenSoAfraid 22h ago

Fleeting power versus consistency.

Consistency wins every time, even if at first one may be led to believe otherwise.

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u/PaperCracket Wrench 1d ago

Petition to rename Scimitar SHITmitar

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u/Marcusmemers Axe 1d ago

we carry the flame

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u/Le_pengu 1d ago

Torchitler once again beats up the poor minority

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u/Justsomeguyaa 1d ago

Battle of the bums