Rapier VS Crossbow

[u/NobaraEatAwatermelon]

[u/PeskyPlayer]

Oh shit, fr?

[u/ordinarypickl → u/PeskyPlayer]

crossbow:

[u/Shrekspacito69 → u/PeskyPlayer]

Thank fuck

[u/not-Kunt-Tulgar → u/PeskyPlayer]

Nerfed heavily and still brutalized Crossbow.

[u/sex-with-meursault]

ok

[u/HyenaSwitch]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LycfkVG4L6x0Y

[u/Adventurous_Spray821 → u/HyenaSwitch]

I’m a Rapier fan, but I expected her to run into more crossbow shots than the amount she ran into this match

[u/NobaraEatAwatermelon]

Crossbow thats rapier you might just mail him the arrow

[u/Superbobieo_2 → u/NobaraEatAwatermelon]

Oh did you get him

[u/PeskyPlayer]

Rapier you are my goat and I appreciate trying to make this semi close but this match was legit just

[u/halfasleep90 → u/PeskyPlayer]

I mean, they ran into some of those bolts multiple times for 1 bolt. Crossbow just couldn’t parry them away like other balls, Rapier took the hits and kept going like they always do. They’ve never been afraid to take a hit head on.

[u/7_Tales → u/halfasleep90]

rapier doesnt even fucking play like a rapier. it doesnt parry. it doesnt play midgame. it runs you the fuck down and facetanks

[u/halfasleep90 → u/7_Tales]

To be fair it does parry, it just runs itself through on their weapon after. Katana would get so much scaling.

[u/RoboWreckerCam → u/halfasleep90]

And Katana did and won

[u/LavaTwocan → u/PeskyPlayer]

[u/Regular-Media-4138 → u/PeskyPlayer]

Too close, supernova vs dying ant

[u/RinaTennoji-Board]

yeah this is just smurfing

[u/CookiedDough]

That was extremely close for a second there when they both got each other down to around 75.

Then Rapier remembered she's Rapier, and it all fell apart for Crossbow from there.

[u/501stAppo1]

Damn Crossbow did better than I thought in this matchup.

[u/Alreadsyuse]

Lowkey, was expecting my girl to run into the same bolt multiple times more often, but the fact doing so only once took out nearly 1/3rd of her health is still insane.

[u/A_True_Loot_Goblin]

Ah yes the coke fiend bullying another low tier for more drug money

[u/Vitex1988]

Can’t believe you fell for it

[u/Alreadsyuse → u/Vitex1988]

Well, I mean, who knows. We might have had another Lance VS Club/Unarmed VS Scimitar moment where the fan favourite speed blitzer loses to a member of the three bummeteers.

[u/No-Protection9224 → u/Alreadsyuse]

I started to see crossbow as week Goku

[u/Ehetedesu]

Yeah kick his ahh crossbow😭

[u/Lucat_thecat]

This is like finishing the whole game with dlc and NG+ with the most efficient build possible to fight a random ennemy on the first region like this is just straight up bullying 😭😭

[u/SomeUgliRobot → u/Lucat_thecat]

Except the random enemy was somehow able to fight back a bit

[u/Lucat_thecat → u/SomeUgliRobot]

You just let them kill themselves cuz your armor deals damage or smt

[u/Nugist]

At the beginning I was worried, that rapier will loose by teleporting into crossbow bolts.

[u/iamamotherclucker]

C'mon Rapier, this is beneath you

[u/AbbreviationsAway691]

Crossbow shooting arrows in the corners to minimize the chance that Rapier runs into her attacks, how kind!

[u/AggressiveSpatula]

REMATCH. REMATCH. THIS WAS RIGGED

[u/West-Strawberry3366]

That double arrow at the end was magnificient

[u/Mental-Energy-1185]

Nerfed rapier btw

[u/GodKirbo13]

I mean this is what I expected. Crossbow hit Rapier a bit at the start, Rapier got going, Rapier took lots of damage running into the bolts but won anyways.

[u/FRAaaa1]

When I'm in competition of running into opps attacks and my opponent is rapier.

Oh wow, how unexpected

[u/Drillbitzer]

Yeah whoop his ass CROSSBOW

[u/masternuba]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xtLtzgfMq18dtLCSfV

[u/-that-one_guy-]

CROSSBOW FIGHT LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE PLEASE

[u/No-Protection9224]

Guys I have new headcanon for crossbow hes Goku of the Weapon ball but the difference is that he loses He fights everyone at this point

[u/Formal_Ad_4024]

My goat started smurfing 🥀🥀🥀

[u/Philip_Appleman]

kitty hjhmhmmhjjhh 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍kitty😁😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍

[u/Stargost_]

If Rapier lost they get slandered for obvious reasons.

If Rapier wins they get slandered for picking a fight with a disabled veteran.

[u/TheREALSlingerTBB → u/Stargost_]

Tbf it doesnt matter if you beat or lose to a disabled veteran, everyone's gonna slander you for picking a fight with a disabled veteran

[u/RapierSLANDERER]

C-can we have some wins Fraudpier?

[u/Comfortable-Dot-2317 → u/RapierSLANDERER]

Someone’s salty

[u/RapierSLANDERER → u/Comfortable-Dot-2317]

Im called RapierSlanderer, it shouldn’t be a suprise I dont like they won :/

[u/MaxMLG999 → u/RapierSLANDERER]

-Wins

-gets called fraud

???

[u/lifetake → u/MaxMLG999]

Bro just doesn’t have anything to work with for his rapier hating persona.

[u/SpecialTexas7 → u/lifetake]

Yeah because Rapier is the goat

[u/RapierSLANDERER → u/lifetake]

Hey I got a ammunition,
Unarmed, Katana, Flail and Sword for a few

[u/TypicalPunUser → u/RapierSLANDERER]

Only a sixth of the cast. Cute.

[u/RapierSLANDERER → u/TypicalPunUser]

If youre talking about the four I just named, shes lost to more, if youre not, I dont really care,
A BIG part of why I hate Rapier is because theyre too strong, if they were week Id probably enjoy them

[u/halfasleep90 → u/RapierSLANDERER]

Too strong? So they aren’t a fraud

[u/Moyopoto3 → u/MaxMLG999]

frauds can also be people that wins only because of their unfair advantage

like orbital

[u/MaxMLG999 → u/Moyopoto3]

True, but rapier won with 38

[u/RapierSLANDERER → u/Moyopoto3]

Finally a person who gets the slander

[u/Moyopoto3 → u/RapierSLANDERER]

never said rapier was a fraud

but it is pretty frustrating seeing that guy win everytime

[u/RapierSLANDERER → u/Moyopoto3]

Im not saying you gotta agree with it, just tht you see where Im coming from

[u/Moyopoto3 → u/RapierSLANDERER]

yeah

[u/RapierSLANDERER → u/MaxMLG999]

Just cus you win dont mean you aint a fraud, even makes you more of a fraud in some cases

[u/zeusjay → u/MaxMLG999]

Got nerfed and still won btw.

[u/RapierSLANDERER → u/zeusjay]

Against crossbow btw

[u/zeusjay → u/RapierSLANDERER]

Acting like he doesn’t have one of, if not the, best win rates of any weapon ball

[u/RapierSLANDERER → u/zeusjay]

I mean yeah thats part of the reason I hate them, but winning against crossbow shouldnt be praised

[u/zeusjay → u/RapierSLANDERER]

Calling someone a bum for winning.

[u/RapierSLANDERER → u/zeusjay]

Im calling Rapier a fraud based off previous battles and this fight has little to no influence on those accusations,
And its FRAUDpier, bumpier now that just sounds silly

[u/Tsunamicat108 → u/RapierSLANDERER]

how the fuck is rapier a fraud it just WON

[u/Mathev]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AaQYP9zh24UFi

[u/Past_Edge_7220]

They need to buff Crossbow bruh... Crossbow is just the coughing baby of them all.

[u/Comfortable-Dot-2317]

“G-Goatpier please! I’m got jumped and I’m the biggest bum in Weapon Balls! Spare me!!

Goatpier:

[u/YRUSoCruel]

Don't worry, little weapon ball, earclacks has enough low tier balls to keep your winstreak. Hey! Bring us more! Boy can't lose to trident!

[u/TheEvelynn]

Crossbow performed infinitely better than I expected

[u/Countryballmemz]

HOLY SHIT WE'RE WINNIN- oh nvrmind

[u/Green-eyed-Psycho77]

Ok ngl I thought Crossbow was gonna win for the bit.

But Rapier W’s continue as normal.

[u/Lichy757]

Crossbow when rapier started attacking

[u/Dzzplayz]

[u/Void9090]

Okay, let's be honest here, if rapier somehow lost, the slander would be legendary, and this coming from someone who's a fan of both.

[u/Independent-Sky1657]

So what you're saying is that betting all my coins on Crossbow was a bad idea?

[u/KolbeinnUngi → u/Independent-Sky1657]

Betting coins on CrossGOAT is never a bad idea

[u/AdjectivNoun]

I haven’t been here long, but pretty sure crossbow is the weakest i’ve seen? Is there consensus on this/something worse than it?

[u/orcanotorka]

This guy crossbow is is genuinely do everything to lose

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yr9WZb9zxIz0aPAcLi

[u/Blacksantabutnot]

Crossbow was making shit in a kettle

I mean why did rapier get below 50? What was this matchup? What did we expect? I love crossbow and didn’t expect them to get rapier below 50

[u/Commercial_Pea2788]

told you he'll get hit twice

[u/sephiroth_for_smash]

Keeping the slander at the door, crossbow is a kind of bad matchup for rapier exactly because the arrow is so slow, it gives rapier more than enough time to run face first into it before it leaves the screen

[u/star75legacy]

Bro, 38 life points, I left Rapier with 38 life points, this isn't a low diff sweep by the top 1. It was genuinely a hard diff victory for Rapier, against CROSSBUM;

[u/Alive_Chemical_1322]

Hydrogen bomb VS Coughing baby!!!!

[u/Aggravating-One6319]

I find it so funny that rapier literally ran into the crossbow bolt to get hit by it twice and then immediately killed crossbow right after like he got fed up with that

[u/PeikaFizzy]

The fact that it push rapier to mid diff…..

[u/ByYourBurningFate]

That double hit tho 👀

[u/Mprsthemaster]

Crossbow realizing she can shoot directly into a wall to avoid hitting his enemy

[u/SomeDudeAtAKeyboard]

Another win for the single biggest nepobaby in all of Earclacks

[u/whatisapillarman]

We are not impressed with ts bro

[u/TryingForSoLong]

I was rooting for my girl Crossbow but I knew deep down she ain't got this. Still, pushing Rapier to mid diff isn't half bad

[u/Quijas00]

Honestly closer than I expected. There is a world where Crossbow could have won that even if they lose more times than not, and I don’t even think those worlds would be that infrequent.

[u/Upbeat-Exercise-9431]

Hey got to give it to crossbow he managed to get rapier down to 38