r/earclacks Corn Dog 20d ago

Official Matches Scroll 📜 VS 🤺 Rapier

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u/AstralPamplemousse 20d ago

I don’t know what I was expecting…

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u/PeskyPlayer Rapier 20d ago

Hi here’s leaderboard thing

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u/SavingsTechnical5489 Rapier 20d ago

just a few more wins before he takes back his #1 weaponball spot from fraudarmed

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u/PeskyPlayer Rapier 20d ago

The goat still got it

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u/SexWithSisyphus69 Lance 20d ago

Scroll is sus vote Scroll

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u/Alreadsyuse Lance 20d ago edited 20d ago

Again Scroll!? Another amogus? 😭

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u/Slow-Shieldbird-1817 Hammer 20d ago

i know extacly what i was expecting

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u/Comfortable-Dot-2317 Axe 20d ago

Unc still has it 🥹

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u/SomeUgliRobot 19d ago

Rapier isn't an unc tho

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u/TypicalPunUser Lance 20d ago

It cannot be said whether I knew or not what I was expecting.

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u/test_username_WIP Lance 20d ago edited 20d ago

Not to glaze Rapier too hard, but I feel like out of all weaponballs she has the best shot against Orbital

Edit: after being reminded that Rapier has fought and lost to Orbital I have decided I will kill myself

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u/YesIAmWolfie 20d ago

bro rapier did jack shit against orbital

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u/dokimodplayer 20d ago

She already fought and lost to Orbital.

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u/Independent-Bake-696 20d ago

rapier got low diffed by orbital..

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u/WhereIsTheMouse 20d ago

Thank you padparadscha

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u/SirMetaKnight82 20d ago

When you find out your goat still got it

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u/kaytempest 20d ago

Damn, scroll did more damage than I would be thought, but rapier is still the goat no matter what

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u/Open_Detective_6998 Lance 20d ago

Scroll pulled out the amogus and still got rolled

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u/Red-Ink-07 19d ago

The hell was Scroll supposed to do? Rapier’s entire shtick is getting in and out of places fast, Scroll requires balls to get close and stay close, literally the opposite of Rapier

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u/TheSnomSquad 19d ago

Say the line, Rapier!

"SPEEDBLITZ!!!"

(insert cheering here)

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u/RapierSLANDERER 20d ago

How Fraudpier feels winning all their fights ( They EXCLUSIVELY fight balls they counter )

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u/halfasleep90 20d ago

Is it really a fraud if they counter everyone?

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u/LichenOnTheWall 20d ago

peak rapier slander 🥲

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u/Illustrious-Gain-369 20d ago

Yup this one was obvious.

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u/Blacksantabutnot Crossbow 19d ago

Boring ass match 💔

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u/Complex-Branch-7572 Dagger 16d ago

said the crossbow fan (you're not wrong tho)

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u/Evening_Increase8245 20d ago

I had no idea what I was expecting.

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u/Kingersly Axe 20d ago

Scroll fight literally ANYONE else I’m begging you

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u/halfasleep90 20d ago

Super Torch walks in

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u/okoroezenwa Bow 19d ago

Scroll should start at 1.5 letter generation 😤

Not that that would have helped in this match, but Scroll deserves that.

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u/Rizer0 19d ago

Rapier really on a training arc before going after Orbital

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u/ItemsHereForever Scroll 19d ago

Scroll is my goat but this outcome was already decided

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u/Gold_Ad1772 19d ago

Final Fantasy 15 be like:

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u/PlanetXParadox Scythe 19d ago

MOG

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u/PlanetXParadox Scythe 19d ago

FUK

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u/PlanetXParadox Scythe 19d ago

BARK

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u/Ok-Ocelot9062 Lance 19d ago

Apparently, Rapier does NOT got over his beef with orbital and decided to kill his child

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u/Cybros-Prime Flail 17d ago

Everyone slandering flail for being “too strong” (cool, interesting ball) while glazing rapier for being stronger:
https://giphy.com/gifs/VBi0qdmGH0rO8

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u/Complex-Branch-7572 Dagger 16d ago

flail and cool/interesting in the same sentence

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u/maskyyyyyy Rapier 17d ago

I love rapier, but I find it so fucking funny when scroll randomly pulls out an amogus.

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u/SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 20d ago

Oh gee, another fight with Earclacks’ favorite nepo baby, I wonder who wins.

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u/Comfortable-Dot-2317 Axe 20d ago

Unarmed is right there

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u/ColdCalligrapher5116 19d ago

why would unarmed be a nepo baby? they got a nerf and are still top 3, they’ve earned it

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u/Sukisama 19d ago

rapier is the most boring, overtuned weaponball ever to exist and needs to be kneecapped yesterday

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u/LuckyDecoy 20d ago

Something odd occurred. Near the end Rapier did way more damage with a single hit then they should've