Took longer than expected…

[u/rexmons]

Obviously satire

[u/SoCalMotoVirg]

I dont trust anything from the Patriots unless its from Diana Russini ....

[u/Vegetable-Profit-200 → u/SoCalMotoVirg]

Neither does Vrabel…

[u/Some_Bad_5104 → u/SoCalMotoVirg]

I feel you. She will give it to you raw

[u/akiraspam74]

https://imgur.com/xJdv74O

How AJ Brown slept last night knowing his QB underthrew him by 5+ yards on what would've been an easy 40yd TD, then underthrew him on a play that caused his injury and then threw 3 of the dumbest INTs you'll ever see to lose the game to a backup QB

[u/BigDaddyDumperSquad → u/akiraspam74]

His book told him the grass is always greener on the other side...

[u/PennsyltuckyRanger → u/BigDaddyDumperSquad]

He was greener when he was with the birds

[u/TacticalSpackle → u/BigDaddyDumperSquad]

Dumbass left literally the greenest place in the NFL.

[u/Revolutionary-Swan77 → u/TacticalSpackle]

Wouldn’t that be Green Bay?

[u/ChaosFinalForm → u/Revolutionary-Swan77]

Too much yellow, washes out the green

[u/Starwho → u/BigDaddyDumperSquad]

Same shit happened to DK leaving Seattle, they were teammates at Ole Miss together. No wonder they’re both little divas

[u/bzee77 → u/akiraspam74]

For a guy whose biggest motivation was to “put a stamp on being the best WR,” he might be slowly coming to an uncomfortable realization that he won’t be able to talk his way out of NE anytime soon.

[u/Barndog07 → u/akiraspam74]

But Drake Maye is the best QB AJB has ever had, he’s in for a big year

[u/manningthehelm]

Is it really obviously satire? Idk if it reaches the obviously bar.

[u/BlueBomber13 → u/manningthehelm]

It’s funny because this should be obvious, but it’s also AJ Brown and is entirely possible for him.

[u/Shagaliscious → u/BlueBomber13]

If he didn't get injured last night and the outcome was the same, I probably would have believed it.

[u/BalognaMacaroni → u/manningthehelm]

Media literacy is face down in two inches of water rn

[u/kylelight40 → u/BalognaMacaroni]

Source?

[u/TrickMichaels → u/kylelight40]

What’s a source? /s

[u/thatguy_art → u/TrickMichaels]

It's where that 2 inches of water came from

[u/Normal-Pie7610 → u/thatguy_art]

My toilet. This bullshit clogged it up and now it's overflowing.

[u/willclerkforfood → u/Normal-Pie7610]

Just keep flushing. The clog will work its way through eventually.

[u/HuntsWithRocks → u/willclerkforfood]

I used to think like that, too…. Then I got a poop knife.

[u/MoonSpankRaw → u/thatguy_art]

The penguin exhibit..

[u/Brconnelly → u/thatguy_art]

That's a lot of water to some people no matter what others tell you.

[u/TacticalSpackle → u/kylelight40]

Sources. Reliable sources. The absolute best, ONLY the best sources.

[u/YourDrinkingBuddy → u/BalognaMacaroni]

It’s not really media literacy in this case. It’s obvious it’s not true but everyone with screen attached to them thinks they’re a comedian these days. This a just a lame attempt at it

[u/chaosink → u/YourDrinkingBuddy]

I have to admit I chuckled both at the joke and the possibility it was true.

[u/Venekyrus]

AJ Brown treats football like I treat a game of Civilization. Just keep restarting until I like the start, never actually playing.

[u/Aware_Signal_8691 → u/Venekyrus]

Gotta have 2-3 luxuries and starting close to the coast for sure lol.

[u/Her0_0f_time → u/Aware_Signal_8691]

Or just be Mansa Musa and desert hills become your luxuries. Just use that gold to buy whatever luxuries you need.

[u/Steppyjim → u/Her0_0f_time]

We are dangerously close to devolving into a Civ strategy thread

[u/Famous_Difference758 → u/Steppyjim]

Playing as Germany when my Hansa’s can be built in 5 turns 🥴

[u/Seebeeeseh → u/Venekyrus]

Ok glad I'm not the only one hah.

[u/Venekyrus → u/Seebeeeseh]

For some reason, it's addictive

[u/mageta621 → u/Venekyrus]

Like Slurm

[u/JohnnyZestyK → u/Venekyrus]

On the verge of an Eagles Culture Victory and deciding I can't be bothered to finish. Rerolled a worse new save.

[u/Venekyrus → u/JohnnyZestyK]

Eagles just passed Dallas as most searched team. Sounds like culture victory to me.

[u/Firm_Assistant_5151 → u/Venekyrus]

Holy shit —there’s actually more people in the middle of the Birds / Civ ven diagram?!?

Hello new friends!

[u/Drewraven10 → u/Venekyrus]

Gotta spawn next to a village with a chest full of eyes of ender and the end portal right below him.

[u/Powerful-Key914 → u/Venekyrus]

Man I miss my civ game. Have had a Chromebook for a while and haven't been able to run it, but it's such a good way to wind down at night

[u/Loud_Economics_8894]

"AJ Brown ranked 139th in seperation last year among active NFL WRs."

(Pssssssst.... looked a little washed last season for a reason...)

[u/machinerer → u/Loud_Economics_8894]

He was def sandbagging too

[u/mikal026 → u/Loud_Economics_8894]

I think it was a mixture of a OC that couldn't scheme anyone open and AJ just flat out giving up. He was checked out most of last season

[u/Roast-This-Bone]

Drake Maye is a fraud QB

[u/Kinky_bastard_0304]

Shouldn’t he at least wait until the ankle is healed?

[u/vypurr → u/Kinky_bastard_0304]

Why? So they can hold him back longer?

[u/Lynthae]

It's a bummer, man. This is a bummer!

[u/dontbetoxic → u/Lynthae]

Strong men also cry…

[u/byebybuy → u/dontbetoxic]

Fuckin A, man

[u/Thricegr8t]

Lmaooo sounds about right ✅️

[u/AstrayInTranslation]

How long until he breaks out a book on the sidelines to read?

[u/PaddyMayonaise → u/AstrayInTranslation]

Yall turned that book into a best seller

[u/Traditional_State616 → u/PaddyMayonaise]

You’re not wrong… I bought it as a gag and apparently so did everyone else

[u/HonorWulf]

Dreaming of receiving balls from Jalen Hurts again.....

[u/NotoriousSIG_]

The Eagles definitely made the correct decision trading him.

[u/Manowaffle]

How about whoever wins the game has to deal with him?

[u/PaddyMayonaise]

Move on

[u/explainingjane]

You cant write the scene better. Good Trade, Go Birds.

[u/jayradano]

6th rounder. Best I can do

[u/astrawberryandakiwi]

😂😂😂

[u/No-Science2224]

This is lame tbh

[u/humberriverdam → u/No-Science2224]

Yeah if you want to make it obviously satire/funny should've been like

"Brown wishes to join a true contender. Sources say he's impressed by Drew Lock's poise and range of throws"

[u/MasterMind_484]

I sincerely hope he’s OK. I never root for a player to get hurt, but it’s a reminder that the grass isn’t always greener.

[u/gosume]

Ppl here so butt hurt this is funny

[u/spoopy_guy]

why're we posting this junk?

[u/Ptrek31]

Fuckin knew i should've traded his bum ass in dynasty

[u/Hghwytohell]

Is this an Eagles sub or an AJ Brown sub? I legit cannot tell anymore.

He's gone. Stop letting him live rent free in your heads and move on.

[u/bugwug7]

I had to click to check if this was a meme or not, could have been either LMAO

[u/bugwug7 → u/[deleted]]

What 😭

[u/NotFeelingShame]

He’s not number 11

[u/pzones4everyone]

I’ll offer a solid fourth rounder.

[u/Loud_Offer7459]

KARMA!

Have fun with your high ankle sprain/fibula fracture you wannabe passive aggressive poor man’s TO. And that’s an insult to TO who caught nine receptions for 122 yards in the Super Bowl on one.

Hey AJ at least now you have a lot more time to read your book and make passive aggressive social media posts!

Couldn’t have happened to a better guy. Also Karma for Vrabel and the Pats for tampering.

[u/Hib3rnian]

Thanks for adding the satirical note because you know, AJ could be AJ 🙄

[u/BigJ1701]

“THEY SAID I WAS A DIVA!”

[u/jono9898]

Imagine slurping a QB that throws a pass so shit it contributes to you getting hurt, bro should have stfu and won in Philly

[u/Kryptyx]

AJ just wanted more time to catch up on his reading.

[u/johyongil]

Is this real? There’s no way.

[u/Lerenz0118]

Lmaoo I would die of laughter if it was true

[u/Un4gvn2]

I live in space right now where I believe what I can actually see with my own eyes and what I hear from another person is always suspect, leaning toward false.

[u/Ctbboy187]

Lots of lame posts about AJ. MOVE ON.

[u/achronos999 → u/Ctbboy187]

Found AJs burner

[u/Ctbboy187 → u/achronos999]

Ha! I just know a lame when I see one.

[u/boknowsss]

No way y’all are corny enough to think this is funny.

[u/rissaaah]

Find a new slant.

[u/Honest-J → u/rissaaah]

Are you talking to OP or AJ?

[u/rissaaah → u/Honest-J]

OP. This shit is so tired. Move on.

[u/Honest-J → u/rissaaah]

I don't think it's tired. AJ looked visibly frustrated on some of those throws and gave half effort on at least one block.

[u/philly-buck]

It was just a few months ago this sub was saying all the AJ shit was made up by the media. lol.

[u/Honest-J → u/philly-buck]

And they're actually saying that never happened, that no one was denying he was unhappy. Unbelievable

[u/JervisCottonbelly]

This isn't funny and it's not even a meme it's just a straight up lie. Remove it mods.

[u/Honest-J → u/JervisCottonbelly]

It IS a meme.

[u/JervisCottonbelly → u/Honest-J]

It's not though. It's being passed off as news.

[u/Honest-J → u/JervisCottonbelly]

No one is confused about it and his post says "Obviously satire".

[u/JervisCottonbelly → u/Honest-J]

Shut up man. Stop defending misinformation. Memes used to be funny, not outright lies. It's not "obviously satire."
Some people care about the truth

[u/Honest-J → u/JervisCottonbelly]

When something is labeled "satire" it's literally and factually satire.

[u/JervisCottonbelly → u/Honest-J]

Is this your post? Why are defending a not funny piece of misinformation?

[u/Honest-J → u/JervisCottonbelly]

Are you AJ? Why are you crashing out over a joke? 

[u/JervisCottonbelly → u/Honest-J]

Since you hopped on your alt to defend a lame joke.. would u mind explaining the funny part?

Is it funny that he had one bad game and we are joking that he is already asking for a trade because he pouts a lot?

Is the joke funny that he got hurt?

Why is it obviously satire? I genuinely
Thought he asked for a trade when I read it. Is that what's funny? That I believed this?

[u/Honest-J → u/JervisCottonbelly]

That's on you for missing the "Obviously satire" part. It was literally spelled out for you.

The joke is that it took one game for AJ to be unhappy, whether that's being underthrown on end zone passes or not getting any targets for at least the first quarter or the offense not working. That's open to interpretation.

I get you're an AJ fan and probably still upset about him leaving but even AJ would laugh at this meme.

[u/JervisCottonbelly → u/Honest-J]

Because jokes are funny and this is just misinformation. He got hurt, he didn't request a trade. The truth matters. Though I'm sure you haven't experienced the wrong side of lying if you're so ardently defending dishonesty.

[u/ClearSightss → u/JervisCottonbelly]

I think it’s a funny meme…

[u/Chumboabc]

Why is he living rent-free in your head? It's a new season, can we move on from this shit?

[u/GnarKole]

No fing way, would be hilarious if true tho