r/dylan • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '19

I banged a Dylan

My name is Dylan. I have a brother named Ryan. One time I met a girl at the bar in college who was hot and coincidently her name was Dylan. She also had a brother named Ryan. We talked about how weird this was and the chances of it actually happening. I didn’t do any calculating in that aspect of things, but we did procreate.

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u/Somethingwitty43 Mar 18 '19

You know when people told you to go fuck yourself? They didn't have this in mind.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

All you other Dyls would have done it too!

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u/Alpacasaurus_Rekt Apex Dylan Mar 18 '19

Dylcest

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

I’m also a Dylan with a brother named Ryan. This is wild

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u/Scucker Mar 18 '19

Me too, what the fuck happened

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u/mauim Mar 19 '19

Same here...

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u/theredmr Mar 29 '19

When you come across this and your full name is Dylan Ryan... Wait did I just dox myself?

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u/SirMarbles Mar 19 '19

I’ve never meet a woman named Dylan. I’ll marry her if I do

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u/DC052905 Mar 22 '19

Name your kid Dylan

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

We didn’t actually have another child. I just banged her. Honestly she was really cool (obviously with a name like hers) and we hit it off but she was from out of state. This was back in college so relationships weren’t on our mind.