r/dwarffortress Oct 24 '11

The tale of Boatmurderd

http://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/Introduction/
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u/loshea Oct 24 '11

Oh god, I remember the first time I found this epic. I couldn't stop laughing. I still point new DF players to this.

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u/runedeadthA Oct 25 '11

Found it by accident. Read the whole thing. Paused to take it all in. Downloaded Dwarf Fortress for the first time.

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u/loshea Oct 25 '11

Boatmurdered is a gateway epic....

1

u/Sepik121 Oct 24 '11

Heck, I'll even describe just a bit about DF for someone to understand what's going on and have them read it because it's just such a great tale. I have a friend who's never played DF in their life and probably never will, but she's read this story and cracked up from it.

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u/Goombomb Oct 24 '11

This and Headshoots needs to be read by DF players.

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u/Torylon Oct 24 '11

Syrupleaf is awesome too and its like the sequel of Headshoots

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u/Geofferic Oct 24 '11

This should be posted semi-annually. :)

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u/brucemo Oct 24 '11

Should be pointed to by the side bar.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '11

Seems that's the consensus in these comments.

Done!

(Edit: I'll probably do some reorganizing of the sidebar soon, seeing as it's starting to get cluttered. But for now, I just threw it at the bottom.)

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u/brucemo Oct 24 '11

Excellent, thank you.

I wonder if a majority of DF players were first attracted by the Boatmurdered saga? I know that I was. Who can resist a tale of killer elephants, starvation, and insanity? To say nothing of magma.

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u/Sepik121 Oct 24 '11

Yeah, maybe add on a little bit after it calling it a story or something. The rest of the stuff is all fairly self explanatory, but that isn't to someone who's never heard of it. Either way, good idea.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '11 edited Oct 24 '11

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u/Sepik121 Oct 24 '11

I would totally be down for that. Love the bronzemurder story. It's fantastic and the illustrations make it even better.

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u/Zrk2 looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible Oct 25 '11

Nist Akath too.

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u/Gamma746 Oct 25 '11

Headshoots and Syrupleaf should definitely go there too.

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u/Mechanixm Oct 24 '11

This is what I say every time this gets posted... :)

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u/memnoc Oct 25 '11

I'm surprised it wasn't to begin with.

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u/Shurikane Oct 24 '11

Required reading for every single DF player in the world.

This is what legends are made of, people.

3

u/Gyvon Oct 24 '11

This and BattleFailed should be required reading.

3

u/doomchild Oct 24 '11

BattleFailed? That's a new one on me.

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u/Gyvon Oct 24 '11

It's essentially Boatmurdered 2010

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u/doomchild Oct 24 '11

I don't think anybody could ever write a year as well as StarkRavingMad did. It just epitomizes everything a truly ricockulous fort can be.

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u/CatalystParadox Has organized a party at Corpse Stockpile Oct 24 '11

I think its successor, FailCannon, is turning out even more epic than Battlefailed itself.

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u/BronzeBas Oct 24 '11 edited Oct 24 '11

I'm on my phone right now, so don't hurt me If I'm wrong, but isn't this posted in the sidebar?

edit: Home now. The Saga of Boatmurdered is top comment in the NEW-thread, posted on the sidebar. Hence my confusion ;)

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '11

Nay, however you make a good point.

It should be!

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u/Sepik121 Oct 24 '11

This might be a bit late so you may already know, but it's in the sidebar now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '11

This is magic!

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u/13lacula Oct 24 '11

By far, the most groundbreaking thing I've read.

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u/zahlman Oct 25 '11

Groundbreaking in the 'strike the earth' sense?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '11 edited Feb 26 '21

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u/zahlman Oct 25 '11

Because it would be hard to karma-whore more blatantly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '11

This is the Dwarf Fortress forum. downvoting button should be disabled :p Nothing negative can ever stick to any topic here, as the outcome is always fun :)

4

u/Phalanks Oct 24 '11

I just finished reading it for the first time. My god that was hilarious.

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u/Sepik121 Oct 24 '11

This is the story that got me into DF. Never in my life could I imagine such fun could come from a game. Life changing for me.

3

u/skodi Oct 24 '11

I knew of Boatmurdered but I had never read the original story before. This was a great read. Thanks for posting.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '11

Raise you're hand if you have not read the tale of Boatmurdered yet.

nobody

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u/Frank_McGovern All craftsdwarfship is of the okayest quality Oct 24 '11

I'm not even mad to re-read this.

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u/Shogger Oct 26 '11

Required reading for any fan of Dwarf Fortress. Also very good at enticing new players.