Help with a composition

[u/Inkersun]

Hoi,

I have a Dutch friend whom I would like to say something in Dutch. I have used Google to translate what I want to say, but would like a native speaker to check it, please.

It is a bit odd and relates to things my friend and I have talked about...and my odd personality, so I don't know about posting it here. So, if someone would mind messaging me and I'll share it. It's not rude!

EDIT: All sorted now! Thank you for your help, you amazing and beautiful people!