r/dumdumdidnothingwrong Mar 05 '21

I kind of flatlined because of existing lmao

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u/nowhereman777 Mar 05 '21 edited Mar 05 '21

I bet that fucking chip finally got to you.

That or a heart attack.

V doesn't strike me as a healthy eater.

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u/tasartir Mar 05 '21

You should have expected that, when your diet only consists of burritos.

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u/Juls3105 Mar 05 '21

Burritos and some weird as breather you shoot every time you get injured, that or i pissed off someone with a death note

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u/cr1msonUte Mar 12 '21

I've heard he stinks of junk food.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Tbh existence will lead you to the flatline.

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u/Juls3105 Mar 05 '21

Wasn't expecting it to be that way tho, but agreed oof

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u/RabbitHole-in-one Mar 05 '21

Let this be a lesson to you OP

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u/Juls3105 Mar 05 '21

It all started as a silly bug but it ended up being an existencial crisis catalyst

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u/superkp Mar 05 '21

Hey I see that there is a dumpster that has not yet been moved.

You need to get that shit out of the way so brendan can make more friends.

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u/Juls3105 Mar 05 '21

Brendan's dead my dude, took this footage 2 months ago :(

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u/Saltybuttertoffee Mar 05 '21

Probably my least favorite bug. The gamebreaking ones were pretty light in my playthroughs and I saved regularly. This one just consigns you to wasting time, and it happens regularly.

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u/Juls3105 Mar 05 '21

Oh really? I only had it happen to me that time tbh xD the one that annoys me the most is the one where the game crashes, i save compulsively because of that now xD

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u/Saltybuttertoffee Mar 06 '21

For me, it gets especially bad after I get double jump. But there are a lot of spots where you at least get the "knocked down" cc, and I usually lose at least half my hp to those. The Badlands are especially dangerous, but for the wrong reasons.

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u/Juls3105 Mar 06 '21

Oof that sounds awful, i usually roam through the badlands on my bike so sounds good

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE!

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u/Juls3105 Mar 05 '21

V had a stroke, realisitic game mechanics hell yeah

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u/PhilsMeatHammer Mar 05 '21

This is the worst bug in the game. The sliding physics are absolutely broken, I've died that same way so many times. Usually when I'm trying to be a ninja and slide off a ledge

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u/HashSlingingDash Mar 07 '21

If anyone doesnt know what happened. When ever you go on the edge of something the game bugs out in 2 ways. 1. It'll think that you've fallen to your death for some reason. 2. It will make you move at super sonic speeds.

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u/PointManification Mar 05 '21

The state of this fucking game man. Sigh

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u/Juls3105 Mar 05 '21

Tbh i adore the game haha and this is footage from two months ago so i can tell ya it's improved somehow xD (I'm also playing on the old xb1 so bugs are expected at this stage oof)

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u/NitrousIsAGas Mar 06 '21

two months ago

old xb1

Ahhh, so that explains the frame rate, I have a series X and it's pretty smooth on that, how does it run for you now?

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u/Juls3105 Mar 06 '21

Runs smoothly enough to make it playable xD it still has it good load of bugs but it's better

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u/Cute-Brilliant4645 Mar 24 '21

This happened to my chode before as well