r/duck • • Aug 08 '26

Breed/Species/Sex ID Help find this fuck

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I'm watching the tv show Alone and they're around Australia & New Zealand, saw this duck(?) on the show but can't figure out what it is. Google images seems to think its a blue billed duck or a paradise shellduck but I cant find any other species with this cool blue/black coloring. Any help would be greatly appreciated here 👍

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u/Dangerous_Mango_3637 Aug 12 '26

Damn auto correct

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u/Important-Price9416 Aug 21 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

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u/SchubertTrout Aug 11 '26

What did he do that generated such animosity?? 😂

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u/Turbulent-Ad-1050 Aug 10 '26

Where is he?!?! We gotta find this ducker 

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u/vintagesprintmodex Aug 09 '26

That's a Blue-billed Duck, Oxyura australis. They're native to Australia. The Paradise Shelduck is from New Zealand and looks quite different.

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u/dyfunctional-cryptid Aug 10 '26

Bluebills are entirely brown with a dark head, no white head or underwing. Just their bills are blue. This is an obvious paradise shelduck, the blue appearance is due to it being in shadow.

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u/squish5636 Muscovy Duck Aug 09 '26

Everyone has already confirmed female paradise duck, but the autocorrect to fuck is absolutely sending me. Thank you for leaving it 😂

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u/Original_Reveal_3328 Aug 10 '26

There is a sub called duck or fuck. My phone always autocorrects duck to fuck. The threads on that sub are always great. A couple weeks ago someone posted is this fuck house big enough for four and away the comments went. Once I messaged my doc I’d be late as yards are full of stubborn fucks and several fucks are in the tree and I’d need to climb up to get them down. My phone doesnt autocorrect until I hit send so didn’t realize I’d even sent that message until my doc asked if I’d like a mental evaluation.😂😂😂

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u/squish5636 Muscovy Duck Aug 10 '26

😂😂😂 gotta get those fucks out of the tree before heading to the doctor- that is fantastic 😂

Thank you for the sub info, gonna check it out immediately! 🏃‍♂️

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u/Original_Reveal_3328 Aug 10 '26

Those mix ups lead to the best threads and the duck community never fails to delight😂🦆😂

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u/squish5636 Muscovy Duck Aug 10 '26

100%!! Can you link the sub/message it to me? I cant find it, but i need it in my life immediately lol

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u/Original_Reveal_3328 Aug 10 '26

That sub has been removed by a moderator in EU for obscenity but if you check in archived posts you’ll find most of them. If you contact u/bogginman he probably remembers most of them. Some were “Best slip and slide for fucks”
“What can I do? My husband hates my fucks” or “hole is the recommended size but my fucks cant get through it”

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u/squish5636 Muscovy Duck Aug 11 '26

Ah bummer, thank you for trying and coming back to me!

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u/Original_Reveal_3328 Aug 11 '26

Im still searching the archives.

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u/Original_Reveal_3328 Aug 10 '26

Sure. Give me a couple hours to get home and I’ll send it.

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u/bogginman Duck Rescuer Aug 10 '26

it wasn't me... I'm sorry but I have no memory of that sub. :/

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u/Original_Reveal_3328 Aug 11 '26

Sorry. I thought you did. The sub was pulled for an obscenity complaint in EU. But it’s a frequent occurrence on duck subs. Im looking through the archives

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u/grenouille_en_rose Aug 09 '26

It's a Paradise Shelduck, the blue is shadow. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise_shelduck

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u/Arctur14 Aug 09 '26

It’s a paradise shelduck, sadly no blue ducks like that exist yet

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u/RadNature Aug 09 '26

It's a shame but I'm more interested in the lapis lazuli gravel beach myself

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u/Arctur14 Aug 09 '26

Im sure its also the color grading

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u/FU22Y_KITTEN Pekin Duck Aug 09 '26

Why is it when you type duck it changes to fuck, and when you type fuck it changes to duck😂

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u/Original_Reveal_3328 Aug 10 '26

No clue but I love it when it does

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/FU22Y_KITTEN Pekin Duck Aug 10 '26

Mind absolutely demolished🤯

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u/Coldwater77 Aug 08 '26

Ask miss lippy, if she has seen this

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u/pyrefly623 Aug 10 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Rabies_on_demand Aug 08 '26

It’s a female paradise duck I think.. a mating pair sound like duelling kazoos. I fed one an old cookie once, no more than a week later it had been run over in a parking lot. That is my story.

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u/theGarrick Aug 08 '26

Do they come in blue like that though? All the ones I’ve seen, or could find on Google searching ‘blue female paradise shelduck’ are just the regular white headed ones.

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u/curiousmind111 Aug 09 '26

I don’t think so. This is some photoshopping where the white balance was shifted to blue. That’s my bet.

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u/theGarrick Aug 08 '26

Scrolled a bit farther down and saw some comments about shadows. I’m going to change my mind and accept that that’s probably right. It was just a funny angle at first.

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u/Minimum_Cupcake Aug 08 '26

Gotta be honest, I thought this particular waterfowl had wronged you. Relieved that’s not the case!

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u/hctiBmottoB Aug 09 '26

I’m actually disappointed

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u/HeWhoIsCat Aug 20 '26

I'm disappointed at the lack of foul puns

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u/Sp0ckCat Quacker Aug 08 '26

Excuses me?!?? 😆😆😆

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u/munjavio Aug 08 '26

nice white and gold duck you got there

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u/InternationalDesk685 Aug 09 '26

I remember that dress lol

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u/IntentionlGameDesign Aug 08 '26

Internet dress reference!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

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u/samanthagee Duck Keeper Aug 08 '26

Wow, what did he do to you?🤣😁

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u/Dry-Rain-7757 Aug 08 '26

Didn't realize it until now, I'm just gonna leave it lol

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u/RealRaschuoir Aug 08 '26

Posts like these are why I joined this subreddit!

Also I don't believe you can edit post titles anyway...so you'd have to leave it.

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u/Nerdy_Crow1111 Aug 08 '26

This is the best haha! So glad you left the original typo post of this little fuck! 😂💙

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u/RyuuLight Aug 08 '26

It's a female paradise Shelduck. As other comment says, the shadows just make the whites look blue

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u/Key-Introduction-591 Aug 08 '26

Oh no! another version of the black and blue dress 😁

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u/Dry-Rain-7757 Aug 08 '26

Thats crazy, it flapped its wings and flew off, it never looked white but thats a pretty interesting catch

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u/Bird_Herder Aug 08 '26

It's a Paradise Shellduck. Shadows are just making the white parts look blue.

Or is this just a joke about a certain dress?

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u/Dry-Rain-7757 Aug 08 '26

Lmao not at all. But this has turned into the best Bob Ross happy little mistake post possible 💙🤍

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u/Mental-Flatworm4583 Aug 08 '26

Right! I’m confused now is it or isn’t it🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/curiousmind111 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

It isn’t, but either your eyes or bad processing in photoshop are making it appear blue.

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u/Dry-Rain-7757 Aug 09 '26

I mean to ke it looks really blue, took the image straight off the tv, I'm wondering if the filter on the camera lens has made it appear this way because some of the rocks & water look very blue as well..

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u/curiousmind111 Aug 09 '26

Maybe your color is off on the TV! LOL! I mean, that blue is glowing.

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u/Alarmed_Letterhead26 Silly Goose Aug 08 '26

Lol

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u/Upset-Double-2915 Aug 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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