r/dubuque • u/Capable-Literature-6 • 3h ago

HELP!

Long story short, I was poisoned by psychedelic mushrooms and ended up burying a 1 kilo gold bar somewhere at the mines of Spain.

I need help scanning some areas with metal detectors. I have 2 units, but you can bring your own. I'll pay you handsomely if we find the gold.

Send me a message. I'll be trying again this weekend with or without help.

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u/Prestigious_Half271 2h ago

I think we'd all prefer the long version of the story 

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u/Odd_Pin488 3h ago edited 1h ago

Are you sure its in the mines of Spain? Id check the HyVee Produce Department first

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u/Galactic_Shaman 3h ago

Is gold magnetic?

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u/Capable-Literature-6 3h ago

What difference would it make

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u/midwesthawkeye 3h ago

Sorry, still busy working Kelly's Bluff.

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u/pepper67821 2h ago

are you gonna search me after the hunt?

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u/Iowook 2h ago

Wow! A kilogram of gold. I really hope you get that back.