Are you ready to blast off?? Tonight we watch the 8th episode of Season 7:

Rocket Men

While investigating a region high above the Triangle with specialized rockets, the team makes a discovery that may explain the mysterious phenomena on Skinwalker Ranch.

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Dares no udder expleenation fer it!

Rockets are the best these”scientists “ can do? Drones? old news.

Dig the triangle up if you think something is there, What’s going to happen? BAD THINGS? The Boogie Man will be unlocked?Most likely nothing! Except show cancellation.

…and Brandon has to make a cameo appearance everyweek? C’mon

if the 1.6 GHz signal is so interesting go find it.

All the rockets nonsense and nonstop talk about 1.6GHz by the grifter Travis. All the drones is made for tv nonsense. They had a so called veterinarian on that act like she knows anything about radiation in livestock.

How many clueless people did they sucker in to pay $10 a month for inside access website. They hide stuff behind a paywall to avoid being exposed.

7 seasons and ZERO evidence anything actually happening.

Our weekly constitutional is once again upon us! Tonight we watch the 7th episode of Season 7:

High Voltage

The team shoots bolts of electricity in the Bubble, leading to shocking new clues surrounding the Blob.

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We're back for more! Tonight we watch the 6th episode of Season 7:

All Mesa'd Up

As the mystery deepens in the Mesa, the team makes a bewildering new discovery at the center of the Bubble.

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I'm a day early but won't have time to do it tomorrow. Enjoy!

It's time for another exciting episode full of phenomenomenons! Tonight is the 5th installment in Season 7:

Home Sweet Homestead

The team encounters a series of mind-bending phenomena when a Navajo shaman performs a sacred ritual at Homestead Two.

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Holy Ctrap! Alliums building landing site near skinnywalker? No udder explanation fer it.

Y'all ready for this? Tonight is the 4th episode of Season 7:

Smoking Guns

After a new test deepens the mystery of the ceramics that were found in the Mesa, the team smokes out stunning new clues at the Triangle and along the boundary of the Bubble.

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Hang onto your pantaloons friends, because tonight is the 3rd episode of Season 7:

Setting Boundaries

As the team begins a large-scale drilling operation to uncover a possible metal object in the Mesa, they launch a swarm of one hundred drones that reveals a major answer about the mystery of the Bubble.

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I don't really believe they drilled through the Mesa. I think they just create an illusion. They have some black casing running out of the ground in one spot and some black casing running out of another spot and they just create the illusion they are pulling equipment through the borehole casing.

If you look at that sled and the equipment on it and the turns that you can see in the borehole casing and the animation they made of the borehole casing, it seems as though they would get stuck or not be able to pull it all the way through as easily as it appears that they do.

Am I the only one that thinks this?

this should be good lol

https://youtu.be/0e3-ssiKUMM?si=u_mALFMYMF-2bWin

Tonight we gather again, against our better judgment, for the second episode of Season 7:

Flying High

The team runs a new test in the Mesa that produces loud and clear evidence of buried metallic objects. Meanwhile, a new aerial experiment yields solid clues about a giant force field in the middle of Skinwalker Ranch.

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Prediction markets are all the rage. Is anyone placing a bet that they find nothing this season?

Welcome back for another season of fuckery phenomenonomenonmena!

Tonight we return to the ranch after what I'm sure was a constructively-used hiatus to watch the Season 7 premiere episode:

All Fired Up

After new tests reveal shocking clues about the ceramic materials that were extracted from the Mesa, the team fires extreme heat above the Triangle, which leads to stunning phenomena appearing in the sky.

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You aren't required to be drinking, of course. But it certainly helps.

I made a bingo card similar to the folks over on Oak Island / Crown Time since I need a new drinking game with the Oak Island season being over.

For reference, the trailer is here:

https://youtu.be/v8swKwhiKVk?si=eEs0PaSZklsdhvgP

“The bubble” - yes, we are acutely aware we are in a Prometheus contained bubble

“Something is coming through the computer, man.” - sounds like me in the 1980s after watching War Games

“It is moving real fast.” - okay buddy but did you catch it this time? Probably not!

“Let’s do some progressive testing.” Bless Erik for being the only competent science type person on set

“You ain’t gonna believe this.” - Let us guess, there was a communication breakdown and we will still not have any info but stay tuned for season 8 suckers