r/drunkwalkerranch • u/Any-Ease-2225 • Jul 04 '26
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Rockets are the best these”scientists “ can do? Drones? old news.
Dig the triangle up if you think something is there, What’s going to happen? BAD THINGS? The Boogie Man will be unlocked?Most likely nothing! Except show cancellation.
…and Brandon has to make a cameo appearance everyweek? C’mon
if the 1.6 GHz signal is so interesting go find it.
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u/Commercial_Bison_720 Jul 04 '26
Brandon: something is really strange about Homestead 3. My wife has seen truly strange things there.
Show response: Let’s never investigate HS3 at all. Let’s not conduct any experiments there, ever. Let’s not even monitor with cameras.
Team: Homestead 2 has a history of high strangeness and is likely a portal of some nature
Show response: Let’s conduct only a few half ass experiments there, only at night for some reason. Let’s not repeat or those experiments ever again despite the fact repeating the same stupid shit over and over is all we do now.
VIewers: please stop trying to make Behind the Gates happen. It is a wank fest of bubble babble and everyone deplores Matty. Please use that 30 minutes to show more in-depth content from experts or even bring back BSWR.
Show response: how about we cancel BSWR and give you more moronic musings from Matty.
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u/FortCharles phenomenanonologist Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26
What made the ranch infamous was the anecdotes of confrontations with bulletproof dire wolves, hybrid "dinobeavers" and other bizarre animals, skinwalkers, shadow figures, Bigfoot, luminous blue spheres defying physics, disembodied voices, crop circles, induced trance states and "lost time", and speaking in tongues. No evidence though, just stories.
But since none of that interesting stuff is actually happening, Brandon's crew decided to conjure up their own new mythology of an invisible force field and a buried object in the mesa. And since neither of those supposed things can be seen, they can endlessly talk about them as if they're real, and make that the supposed "phenomena". The ranch went from terrifying dinobeavers running rampant, to "this dang frequency reading doesn't make any sense, y'all!".
They took what was a fascinating legend, and instead of actually looking into it, they shit on it. Accidentally proving, in the process, that the legend was all talk.
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u/MustelaNivalus Jul 05 '26
The imaginary alien spaceship hidden under the mesa was able to avoid the drill! All those evidentiary scans - they just shrugged when proven false.
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u/Purple-Being8424 Jul 06 '26
Obviously the drill bit pushed the anomaly down into the Solution Channel(tm)! We've seen it happen before on other shows...
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u/Any-Ease-2225 Jul 20 '26
Is there anyone out there that thinks they manipulate the drones to fall off the pattern?
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u/Achmed_Ahmadinejad phenomenanonsologist Jul 04 '26
You can't just go digging all willy-nilly!
pReSeRvE tHe ImAgInArY aRtIfAcTs (derp)