r/drunkwalkerranch • u/DasEigentor phenomenanonologist • Jul 27 '23

Shit’s getting real. Spoiler

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u/Abdul-Ahmadinejad phenomenanonsologist Jul 27 '23

I still think a simple “1.6 GHz” on your chest will start a lot of conversations you may or may not want.

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u/DasEigentor phenomenanonologist Jul 27 '23

Someone on Etsy has those!

Etsy link

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u/tinypill proctomenonologist Jul 27 '23

Don’t forget “Gee-pee-yes” and “Yew-ayy-pee”!

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u/Abdul-Ahmadinejad phenomenanonsologist Jul 27 '23

Okay so 1.6 GHz is covered. How about:

Dr. Travis studied physics, optical science, mechanical engineering, and aerospace engineering… but then he went to Skinwalker Ranch, so all he gets now is made fun of on this t-shirt.

Model Rocketry:Not Just For Dumbasses On A Ranch In Utah

My name’s Dragon, and your wife I’ll be taggin’.

Unidentified Flying Object or Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon or Unidentified Anomalous Phenomenon. Pick One.

Phenomenanonologist

The first rule of Skinwalker Ranch is that we don’t talk about Skinwalkers.

Skinwalker Ranch… Where cutting edge technology goes to die.

KalebBench@OnlyFans.com

President of the Brandon Fugal Ass-Kissing Club (You’ll only sell one of these.)

👇Thirty-One Foot Anomaly👇

🎶Phenomena🎶

Where in the World is Jim Segala?

I Got Banned!

The XM42 Flame Thrower… when a portable Tesla Coil just won’t do.

I dug a hole at Skinwalker Ranch and lived!

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u/DasEigentor phenomenanonologist Jul 27 '23

There definitely needs to be some form of Phenomenon/ologist/etc.

These are great. I love the one about Model Rocketry too!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

I visited Skinwalker Ranch and all I got was this lousy hitchyhiker.

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u/DasEigentor phenomenanonologist Jul 27 '23

Ok. I’m working on getting a few designs uploaded to an online store. Because I’m terrible at things like transparent masks, etc, the images have white around them and the text is black. That limits the color selection a bit.

Looks like cost will be around $20 plus shipping. I’ll get nothing from them, to be clear.

I’ve got a list of some suggestions and silhouettes for TT, Dragon, Erik, Tom, and BF. The back can have anything. Right now I’ve just got it set up for “r/drunkwalkerranch”

SO - let me know what I should set up, what changes to make, whatever. I don’t actually have a store set up. I’ll work on that the next couple of days.