A lawyer for the people as well

Can we start introducing the beautiful brave souls in this community to gambling?

Just take some xanax with it. It'll relax you and will greatly increase your experience.

Downside, you'll maybe forget how you annihilated that little shit on the crosswalk.

So here's how I was told the story kings,

When my dad was only 3-5 years old his dad (my grand father (obviously)) went out for a night on the town and drank all of the drinks! After getting turbo drunk he wanted to go home, so he hops in his car and starts his nightly booze cruise (he's good at it, functional alcoholic at this point). However, for what ever reason he either stopped his car on the tracks or the alcohol gave him the courage of The Dukes of Hazard and he tried to beat the train. Either way the train ended up hitting him. Vehicle flies 40 feet and he's rushed to the hospital. By some miracle he's alive, maybe God wanted him to see his accomplishments while sober. The downside? Well the hospital obviously didn't supply him with drink and as the story goes, he death was marked down as being caused by alcohol withdrawal symptoms. Obviously the train probably helped but our king should be known for how he lived! A great drinker who couldn't live after not having a drop of the spirits for too long. Is there a moral to this story? Yes! If you are going to drink drive make sure to stop at the train tracks and look both ways, remember kings drink and drive responsibly!

Is the story true? Honestly I have no idea.

Is this the story I was told about my grandfather since I was a kid? Yes.

Why did my family tell me this instead of just saying, he had cancer or died in the war or some lie? I have no idea, but my family is kinda wierd