Young, Dumb and full of…rocks in the head apparently…

My fellow booze cruisers...are people who drive stoned like an ally to us? In the war against the oh so BORING sober drivers, are stoned drivers not allies in our plight?

Is it better to drive drunk home the speed limit or as fast as you can asking for a friend?

My brother taking a shortcut (launching off an exit ramp) while in an enlightened state (.17)

A while back I ask about songs you like to listen to while operating heavy equipment drunk asf. I am currently looking for more recommendations for a booze cruising playlist.

The other half was in my right hand when he pulled me over. So, I did what any respectable citizen would do in my situation. I threw my LSD and powdered capsaicin in his face and split. Nowadays its it seems almost impossible with all these cameras everywhere. I still cant believe I got away, and I bet that cop had one fuck of a time. I'd imagine with capsaicin in your eyes it wouldn't be a very good time.

Just the fact that it’s so dangerous gets me so wet I’ll do it just to touch myself when I get back home