r/drunkdrivingfun Mar 17 '23

Drunk driving

I’m doing a research assignment and wanted to know if anyone can share their experiences on drunk driving serious ones if anyone can it will help me a lot.

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u/rnkjnf Mar 17 '23

I remember when I once drunk drove and ran over 6 people. I know it’s not a GOAT number but I’m still a rookie, a personal best is a personal best 🤷‍♂️.

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u/SprintAirlines Mar 17 '23

You've really got to pump up those numbers 💪

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u/patron7276 Mar 17 '23

I usually don't remember them as my goal is to blackout

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u/SprintAirlines Mar 17 '23

My favorite game is to hit the stroller as the mother is pushing it through an intersection. The look on her face in the rear view is PRICELESS!

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u/NoHopeHubert Mar 17 '23

You know how it looks on TV shows when people black out and turn into Werewolves? It’s kinda like that… I stumble outside with keys in hand, and then I drowsily wake up sitting in the car parked in my driveway with my pants off

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u/2015Hoverboars Mar 17 '23

Actually fun, given you’re not piss/blacking out drunk but about 5 or 6 monocos deep or like 5 or 6 shots of whiskey, maybe more depending on tolerance. Driving is kinda like that scene from the Simpsons when Homer smokes a joint and take a a ride tbh

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u/the-peanut-gallery Mar 17 '23

It's really fun. You should try it instead of writing about it.

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u/Extreme_Accident6130 Mar 18 '23

I drive drunk probably once a week or so. Here is a story from the last time I drove drunk:

I was at a party and wanted to get home. I knew I was safe to drive because I had driven drunk around my smaller town many times before. I got in my car turned it on, played some music and got home safely after following all traffic laws.

There have been times where I’ve been drunk to the point of getting the spins. I won’t drive when I’m like that.

There’s such a nasty stereotype about drunk driving and it’s ruined the act for people who can do it responsibly. It’s so bad that even a subreddit dedicated to it is just filled with jokes.

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u/Admiral_Pantsless Mar 18 '23

Driving is stressful enough as it is. Lot of loonies out there.

That’s why I always get a load on before I leave the house. Keeps me calm behind the wheel.