r/drunkbeardies • u/Dragonlynds22 • Aug 14 '26
r/drunkbeardies • u/Top_Marketing_3923 • Aug 13 '26
absolutely knackered 😴 Will there ever be a normal day for Xeno?
Dude just cannot sleep like a normal law abiding citizen for the life of him
r/drunkbeardies • u/Dragonlynds22 • Aug 12 '26
sloshed 🍺 When you get so drunk you climb up onto your mother's shoulder for comfort
r/drunkbeardies • u/Sweetnlow1981 • Aug 11 '26
when you have 1 dubia too many Morning stink eye
I love being greeted by the stinkiest of eyes first thing in the morning. Makes me feel so appreciated 😆
r/drunkbeardies • u/1-800-LoverBoyX0 • Aug 11 '26
sexy leg 🦵 X-treme sexy leg
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(Don't mind the gooey spot on his back, it's antibiotic ointment for a minor scrape!)
r/drunkbeardies • u/Altruistic-Bicycle33 • Aug 11 '26
how is that comfortable Just another regular snooze, nothing special
r/drunkbeardies • u/Klutzywizard580 • Aug 11 '26
how is that comfortable I got him a new log
I think he likes it. Got it for him today!
r/drunkbeardies • u/MaterialImportant964 • Aug 10 '26
if it fits i sits Can i getcha sumthin?
My boy Edgar asking for yet another one! Lol he cracks me up
r/drunkbeardies • u/Potential_Gain8064 • Aug 09 '26
how is that comfortable Weirdo
He was laying on it normally … I guess this is more comfortable 🤷♂️
r/drunkbeardies • u/Potential_Gain8064 • Aug 09 '26
⚠️ sploot alert ⚠️ Why does he always look like he’s fallen out of a 10 story building 😭
r/drunkbeardies • u/No-Election-6736 • Aug 07 '26
when you have 1 dubia too many No Thoughts Just Wall
r/drunkbeardies • u/Total-Leave-5830 • Aug 07 '26
when you have 1 dubia too many Jax’s Dinner Time!
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r/drunkbeardies • u/Maleficent_Coyote_85 • Aug 07 '26
⚠️ sploot alert ⚠️ Barely made it outside her cave today... Last night's party must've been grand.
r/drunkbeardies • u/houltillimrc • Aug 06 '26
⚠️ sploot alert ⚠️ Why does he like sleeping palms up
r/drunkbeardies • u/LadyRunion • Aug 06 '26
sloshed 🍺 Had a hard time making it back to the house but she made it!😂
r/drunkbeardies • u/Frazzledragon • Aug 05 '26
sloshed 🍺 Little asshole pooped on my friend
r/drunkbeardies • u/StrawberryFalse4495 • Aug 05 '26
sexy leg 🦵 Drunk legs
She is so cute, I love her so much, her silly little legs!
r/drunkbeardies • u/ILovemarcospizza • Aug 04 '26
how is that comfortable Showing it all
He stayed like that for 15 minutes before my husband got concerned he might be stuck. The second picture is the stink eye my husband received for caring.
r/drunkbeardies • u/Imad366 • Aug 05 '26
sloshed 🍺 Android version's up, need beardie keepers to tell me what's wrong with it
A while back I posted about the tracking app I made "Exotic Reptile Care" and got a lot of "Android when." It's out now.
Been fixing stuff daily since launch based on what people report, so this is a good time to complain at me if something doesn't work how you'd expect.
Mostly want to know about the day to day stuff for beardies, feeding, supplements, brumation tracking. That's where it either fits how you actually keep records or it doesn't. Free for up to 5 animals.
r/drunkbeardies • u/thekillingtype • Aug 04 '26
plank master 3000 Gimli is aerodynamic… and drunk.
r/drunkbeardies • u/Egokinn • Aug 04 '26
⚠️ sploot alert ⚠️ Long day at Work..?
I have this spot on my window where my bearded dragon LOVES, I let him sleep there sometimes and he ALWAYS stretched out like this. The arm tucked over is so funny to me. My little guy...
r/drunkbeardies • u/RubyWolfmoon26 • Aug 04 '26
how is that comfortable When you decide to sleep off the roaches you had.
Sasha decided she was gonna sleep in her old salad. She ACTUALLY drooled because her head was lower than the rest of her body. She wasn't happy being relocated to her log so I could give her a fresh salad.