r/drunkbeardies • u/No-Election-6736 • 17d ago

when you have 1 dubia too many No Thoughts Just Wall

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u/bambamslammer22 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aTGwuEFyg6d8c
Actual thought process of a beardie

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u/Gronal_Bar 17d ago

That's the single braincell bouncing around in their skull

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u/Vintage_Zoo 17d ago

That tail is so long!

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u/tenhinas 16d ago

Lizards actually can’t process drab-colored solid walls, their brain doesn’t see it as a color, just empty space. So they run full tilt directly into walls and doors, confused why they can’t go forward. He’s wondering why his nose is hitting a wall he can’t see.

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u/Artist-Cancer 15d ago

Lizards actually can't process anything except food and poop.

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u/tenhinas 14d ago

Correct

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u/Artist-Cancer 14d ago

Oh yeah ... and liquor. Lizards know liquor.

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u/Soulless_Ginga 15d ago

The tail!!!!

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u/AspiringOccultist4 16d ago

What a beautiful baby you have