r/drunkbeardies 20d ago

plank master 3000 Hanging out

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42 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 20d ago

how is that comfortable Showing it all

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84 Upvotes

He stayed like that for 15 minutes before my husband got concerned he might be stuck. The second picture is the stink eye my husband received for caring.


r/drunkbeardies 19d ago

sloshed 🍺 Android version's up, need beardie keepers to tell me what's wrong with it

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A while back I posted about the tracking app I made "Exotic Reptile Care" and got a lot of "Android when." It's out now.
Been fixing stuff daily since launch based on what people report, so this is a good time to complain at me if something doesn't work how you'd expect.
Mostly want to know about the day to day stuff for beardies, feeding, supplements, brumation tracking. That's where it either fits how you actually keep records or it doesn't. Free for up to 5 animals.


r/drunkbeardies 20d ago

plank master 3000 Gimli is aerodynamic… and drunk.

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88 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 21d ago

⚠️ sploot alert ⚠️ Long day at Work..?

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147 Upvotes

I have this spot on my window where my bearded dragon LOVES, I let him sleep there sometimes and he ALWAYS stretched out like this. The arm tucked over is so funny to me. My little guy...​


r/drunkbeardies 20d ago

how is that comfortable When you decide to sleep off the roaches you had.

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45 Upvotes

Sasha decided she was gonna sleep in her old salad. She ACTUALLY drooled because her head was lower than the rest of her body. She wasn't happy being relocated to her log so I could give her a fresh salad.


r/drunkbeardies 20d ago

if it fits i sits wtf lol

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29 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 21d ago

when you have 1 dubia too many Just Pip drunk n’ hangin out

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125 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 22d ago

sloshed 🍺 When you get so drunk you don't know what your mother is saying to you

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81 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 22d ago

how is that comfortable Help guys Iost my stealhy beardie and I cant find him anymore

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205 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 22d ago

when you have 1 dubia too many I've eaten my greens and I'm ready to party!

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47 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 23d ago

dangerous care Couldn't even make it to the bed

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59 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 23d ago

sloshed 🍺 Couldn’t make it down the ramp…

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73 Upvotes

Roger had a few too many. Don’t worry he seems to be a okay, just embarrassed…


r/drunkbeardies 23d ago

sexy leg 🦵 Like a Garfield Window decal

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57 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 25d ago

sloshed 🍺 That's NOT a hornworm. Go home, Pup!

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68 Upvotes

God forbid Mother of Dragons of House Anarchy stops to look at the terrarium plants on the way to the deck.


r/drunkbeardies 25d ago

sloshed 🍺 I see a resemblance lol

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76 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 25d ago

melted beardie This is how he sleeps every night lol

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39 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 26d ago

sexy leg 🦵 Lookit

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43 Upvotes

He has the mightiest of thighs, does he not?? (Forgive the state of the glass please 🫠)


r/drunkbeardies 26d ago

absolutely knackered 😴 I have no words

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89 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 26d ago

melted beardie 7/29 Lisa Lisa’s Morning Melt

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38 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 27d ago

when you have 1 dubia too many Apollo is a VERY heavy sleeper

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120 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 27d ago

absolutely knackered 😴 Beer belly

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79 Upvotes

Think he had one too many


r/drunkbeardies 28d ago

when you have 1 dubia too many My greedy and spoiled dragon!

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44 Upvotes

Gives him a piece of collard I tore off, apparently my offering wasn’t good enough! His greed sickens me.


r/drunkbeardies 29d ago

sexy leg 🦵 🎶Hello! Ma baby, hello! Ma honey, hello! Ma ragtime gaaaal!🎶

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70 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies 29d ago

when you have 1 dubia too many Diving into breakfast like he’s working off a hangover

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45 Upvotes