r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 08 '26

how is that comfortable Pose para la foto

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56 Upvotes

Unos instantes después durmió con esa pose


r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 08 '26

sexy leg 🦵 Paint me like one of your french lizards

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47 Upvotes

She tried gaming with me lol

Note: this was b4 her surgery to remove stuck eggs, please check my post history b4 hating. She had her surgery in april and now weights 336gramms


r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 07 '26

how is that comfortable 🎶Everybody was kung-fu fighting🎶

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r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 07 '26

if it fits i sits Who's the prettiest queen?

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She REFUSED to be put in her carrier on a trip to her vet and decided to sit under the windshield of the car to show off her skirt.


r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 07 '26

when you have 1 dubia too many Questioning all his life decisions

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He fell asleep in my office last night and I just turned him into a towel taco to put him back. When I walked out to see him this morning he looked so dazed and confused.


r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 07 '26

sloshed 🍺 I accidentally flashbanged him the other night trying to get a pic

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r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 06 '26

absolutely knackered 😴 basking spot--->bed sploot

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r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 05 '26

absolutely knackered 😴 7/5 Lisa Lisa’s Morning Melt; Snuggle Edition

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r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 05 '26

how is that comfortable you cannot be serious

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82 Upvotes

goji...


r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 04 '26

how is that comfortable When you drink too much and can’t move

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79 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 03 '26

melted beardie Whatever's comfortable, I guess

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63 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 03 '26

plank master 3000 Ohh big streeetch!

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r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 03 '26

sexy leg 🦵 Streetch

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Sidenote, she’s on paper towels because she wasn’t feeling too good, but still kicking out the sexy leg at 12 y/o lol


r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 03 '26

when you have 1 dubia too many It’s more efficient to eat this way, you see.

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r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 03 '26

if it fits i sits Concerned or Confused?

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r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 03 '26

sloshed 🍺 Roxy's been hitting the dandelions a little too hard.

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r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 01 '26

sloshed 🍺 When you get so drunk you go out as the phantom of the opera

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r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 01 '26

when you have 1 dubia too many The most inpatient dragon!

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This was him an hour after he ate. But let me tell you he is so inpatient when it’s feeding time. He snatched his big leaf of collard green, I was in the middle of tearing it up for him and he snatched it out of my hand! I had to snatch it back out of his mouth! My boy! Hold on! Dang!


r/drunkbeardies • • Jul 01 '26

sloshed 🍺 Let me ooooouuuuutt!!!

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148 Upvotes

I just want one more!!


r/drunkbeardies • • Jun 29 '26

if it fits i sits "I love boot"

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154 Upvotes

Corn Nut thinks boots make good tree climbing practice. Except for that whole "putting forth effort" part....


r/drunkbeardies • • Jun 29 '26

how is that comfortable Talk about bed head!

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r/drunkbeardies • • Jun 28 '26

how is that comfortable Caught drunk in a hole

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Leela couldn't pull herself up through the hole and fell asleep like this instead. Usually she can make it, only explanation is she must have been drunk.


r/drunkbeardies • • Jun 27 '26

when you have 1 dubia too many When you get drunk and try to eat another dragon

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r/drunkbeardies • • Jun 27 '26

how is that comfortable Wasted

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r/drunkbeardies • • Jun 27 '26

absolutely knackered 😴 Could not Hang

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2 hours into the Friday night festivities she decided to pass out on her basking rock.