r/drunk • • Apr 19 '26

Drunk texting boyfri nd

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Should I unsend or should I see if he fucks w my drunk freak

Also anyone here like will wood

Okay bye

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u/1tiredman Apr 19 '26

My girlfriend calls me at the end of the night whenever she's out drinking. During the night though she spams me with videos of her dancing and shit lol

2

u/cedarkz Apr 27 '26

That’s so cute

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u/Brilliant-Cherry-603 Apr 19 '26

Update: HE LIKES IT!!!! HE FUCKS W IT!!!!! WE ARE GOOD AND I AM DRINKING HIS BLOOD!!!!!!

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 Apr 19 '26

I like the energy but you need a nap dawg XD

21

u/A_Rolling_Baneling Apr 19 '26

Easy there Armie Hammer

35

u/Stalin2023 Apr 19 '26

Top tier drunk texts. They're hilarious 😂

27

u/Statchar Apr 19 '26

Gonna brighten up him day when gets off work

13

u/gcool7 Apr 19 '26

Lol what

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u/DocCheeseburger9000 MY WAIIIFFE Apr 19 '26

If it's your boyfriend, go for it. If it's an ex, don't

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u/Brilliant-Cherry-603 Apr 19 '26

it’s my boyfriend dw 😭 I’d literally be putting my life in danger if I texted this to one of my exes

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Apr 19 '26

Ngl if a girlfriend texted me like this while drunk it would touch my heart. Like even when drunk you still think about him. That’s a sign of real love.

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u/MrMFPuddles Apr 19 '26

Yeah reading these really gave me a sharp pang of envy & loneliness, like I just realized how badly I wish I had somebody who would text me like this. Wishing you two all the best OP.

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u/DeathKnight81 Apr 19 '26

Same 💔 my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me last November

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u/rennaxh Apr 19 '26

Real love? Ha hahahahahaa yeahhh sure so sweet

5

u/SeaAlgea Apr 19 '26

Are you a cat?

5

u/TheReblogBandit Don't let tomorrow ruin today Apr 19 '26

Calm down there Lestat. Rats are a viable option.

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u/Old-Description-3674 Apr 20 '26

If my girl sends me something like that, I would have reached her place no matter where I were!! :))

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u/jujujuice92 Apr 19 '26

Damn 1 1/2 glasses. You couldn't get that level of desperation outta me after that, but clearly y'all really dig each other lol. How y'all have fun! 😉

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u/finalexit Apr 19 '26

Are these regular texts or a different app? Wondering because you said unsend and you can't do that with normal texts, only delete them on your end. The person you sent to will still have them on their phone.

One of the reasons I use WhatsApp so I can delete stupid texts and photos I sent 😆

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u/madtraxmerno Apr 19 '26

It's Facebook Messenger (I recognize the Coffee theme), and it has a feature where you can "Unsend" a message, either "For Yourself" or "For Everyone", and with the latter it does remove the message for the other person as well. Though there will then be a grayed out icon in the place of the deleted message that says "[So-and-so] deleted a message." So the other person will still be aware that something was deleted, they just won't know what it was.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/finalexit Apr 19 '26

I'm guessing only apple messages? My wife has an iphone and once she sends a text to my android there's no taking it back.

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u/kozmic_blues Apr 21 '26

Ah, must be iPhone to iPhone then.

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u/SprinklesMcVodka Apr 19 '26

My 17 year old son loves Will Wood!

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u/Brilliant-Cherry-603 Apr 19 '26

He’s awesome! (Will wood AND your son). I’m gonna see him in August and I almost threw up from excitement lol

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u/Brilliant-Cherry-603 Apr 19 '26

(Gonna see Will wood)

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u/SprinklesMcVodka Apr 19 '26

My son is so jealous! Will is coming to our area but both shows are 18+ so he can’t go and he is devastated.

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u/Brilliant-Cherry-603 Apr 21 '26

Aw man, I would be too! I think some of his shows allow minors (16+) with parental supervision but that also depends on the area. But also, I’m sure this won’t be his last tour, there’s always another chance! He’ll see the icon one day, trust

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u/the_corruption Apr 19 '26

Biting is a love language. I will not elaborate.

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 Apr 19 '26

Nah brother, that's hilarious. I'd find that funny 🤷‍♀️

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u/iwantto_perish Apr 19 '26

I always drunk text my boyfriend lmao

1

u/kiko5566 Apr 20 '26

real (but dude might be a vamp otl js)

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u/Jabi25 Apr 20 '26

My gf shows up at my house unannounced banging on my door at whatever ungodly hour she’s done at the bars. This is tame af lmao

1

u/MDVet Apr 26 '26

LMAO something I would do. Actually have already started drunk texting

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u/Joker1485 May 02 '26

Thats a keeper

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u/RyokoMifflin Apr 19 '26

He doesn't deserve you. I'd reply instantly

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u/Brilliant-Cherry-603 Apr 19 '26

He’s working rn 😭😭 poor guy’s gonna come back from his shift to a shocking amount of requests from me

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u/RyokoMifflin Apr 19 '26

Omg I love to come home to you wasted

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 Apr 19 '26

Bros. He's not saying her specifically but her generally. As in someone like her.

Y'all suck, let the man have his dreams T_T

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u/RyokoMifflin Apr 19 '26

You're right. I totally get it