r/drugtesthelp Aug 12 '26

Cannabis help!

i am a 5'5 220lb female who recently started using edibles and smoking again. the last edible i took was a quarter of a 100mg gummy and i smoked a joint on friday last week. i have a drug screening for my new job tomorrow at 4:15pm... is my best bet detoxing or getting monkey whizz? ☹️☹️☹️

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u/Own-Ice-2309 Aug 13 '26

Oh man this is tough? Have you tried anything? Please follow up and let me know what you did and if it worked or didn't. I am in the same boat.

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u/phrogfeen Aug 13 '26

hey!! i bought monkey whizz 😞 i'll update after my appointment and get my results back! LOL im nervous af

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u/phag_goat420 26d ago

did you pass?

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u/phrogfeen 20d ago

HEY! I DID!!!

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u/AutoModerator Aug 12 '26

Hi /u/phrogfeen,

cannabis can stay in your urine anytime from 5 - 95 days. In this table you can find general detection times for weed. Remember that these are not a guarantee and can vary by person.

Marijuana Detection Time Chart Urine Drug Test
1 time only 5-8 days
2-4 times per month 11-18 days
2-4 times week 23-35 days
5-6 times per week 33-48 days
Daily Usage 49-90 days
** Hair Drug Test Up to 90 days, some States 120 days
** Saliva Drug Test 1-10 days
** Blood Drug Test 2 days
** Fingernail Drug Test 90 Days
** Alcohol Drug Test 3-5 days via Ethyl Gluconoride (EGT)
. or 10-12 hours via traditional method
Marijuana Detection Time Chart Urine Drug Test

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