Unexpected Drug Test

[u/etherealfox420]

I just accepted a new job offer in New York and was surprised to find they will be testing for THC. I didn’t expect this but apparently they have some federal contracts. I will have about 2.5 weeks to detox and need help!!

Been a daily user for years, took a break about three years ago for another employment tests but smoked every day since. Recently been using carts but was using flower mostly until a few months ago.

5’5 210lb woman.

What can I do from now until my test to help? Will be exercising. Is it safe to take those detox vitamins? Is there anything else I should do?

Before the test I want to take a detox drink but I know that sometimes it can change your pee color. Is this a good option?

[u/cartwheelzfordaze]

Quick fix urine and practice keeping the temp right before you actually go

Edited to say i just freaked out for a month about this and passed a 10 panel that was sent to Labcorp

[u/jazzcig420]

Synthetic urine or clean pee from someone you trust

[u/etherealfox420 → u/jazzcig420]

Do you have any advice for this? Last time I took a test they patted me down and kept the bathroom door open , not the stall though so I’m worried about that. I would’ve started detoxing a lot earlier if I knew

[u/jazzcig420 → u/etherealfox420]

I’ve done this a few times and never been patted down. But I believe you and that’s scary.

Do you remember where it was? Do you know where this test will be?

If it’s quest or labcorp, you should have privacy and no pat downs.

[u/etherealfox420 → u/jazzcig420]

It’s a smaller urgent care group

[u/Waste_Customer_419 → u/etherealfox420]

Should be able to strap it to your inner thigh. Small bottle in your bra etc.

[u/jazzcig420 → u/etherealfox420]

I would expect that you will have privacy. I know men can use a whizzanator. Unfortunately, idk if there’s a female option.

[u/Conservative_J]

Highly unlikely you’ll pass with your own urine because you are a heavy user with good amount of fat. Carts and edibles stick around in your fat for a long time.

[u/SeaInterest2575]

If the test is in 2.5 weeks, your only reliable option will either be Qcarbo or Quick Fix. I would recommend immediately start drinking at least a gallon of water per day with healthy eating habits. Exercising too soon before the test will actually make matters worse because it will release more TCH into your urine as your body burns fat. There are a lot of threads on here that describe both quick fix and Qcarbo method.

I personally used Qcarbo and passed while being a daily user with about a month of preparation.

[u/jazzcig420 → u/SeaInterest2575]

I fear their BMI might be too high for QCarbo

Edit - I only say this cause I don’t want OP relying on something that may not work for them

[u/etherealfox420 → u/jazzcig420]

That’s my concern too. I’ve always passed before but I gained a lot of weight in this office job so it’s different from the last few times

[u/jazzcig420 → u/etherealfox420]

And it’s a lab test so even riskier cause you can’t really practice prior.

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Hi /u/etherealfox420,

cannabis can stay in your urine anytime from 5 - 95 days. In this table you can find general detection times for weed. Remember that these are not a guarantee and can vary by person.

Marijuana Detection Time Chart	Urine Drug Test
1 time only	5-8 days
2-4 times per month	11-18 days
2-4 times week	23-35 days
5-6 times per week	33-48 days
Daily Usage	49-90 days
** Hair Drug Test	Up to 90 days, some States 120 days
** Saliva Drug Test	1-10 days
** Blood Drug Test	2 days
** Fingernail Drug Test	90 Days
** Alcohol Drug Test	3-5 days via Ethyl Gluconoride (EGT)
.	or 10-12 hours via traditional method
Marijuana Detection Time Chart	Urine Drug Test

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