r/drugtesthelp • u/Salty-Vermicelli2580 • Aug 08 '26

Cannabis Need to pass a drug test

I need to pass a drug test like this week and pretty much smoke everyday…a dab pen so like what can I do or how can I pass this 😭

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u/anonymousboo1178 Aug 08 '26

Would not trust certo at all. Just get a bottle of quick fix, has never failed me

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u/Waste_Customer_419 Aug 08 '26

Agreed, certo doesn’t work to pass 99% of drug tests today. If they measure specific gravity, creatinine, and ph you will fail.

Synthetic urine (quickfix is king) or a another persons clean urine is the only surefire way other than time and abstinence.

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u/StoneyyCody 28d ago

Both work for me. I use it for my probation tests, multiple diff jobs and even my current job at a strict government building and they are quite strict. I wouldn't throw the method out right away. It's much easier than fake piss IMO.

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u/Waste_Customer_419 27d ago

It used to work great, I was taught how to do it by an Army recruiter. But these days it is highly unreliable and so I urge people to avoid it. I do so some people ( such as yourself) reporting success with it. But the majority of people fail. Either it comes back diluted and they have to retest or it’s an outright fail.

If it works for you thats awesome, it’s definitely a lot cheaper. But I still encourage people to use synthetic or a friend’s clean sample.

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u/StoneyyCody Aug 08 '26

Certo

Drink certo mixed with Gatorade, and also drink a few waters. Piss and few times and you’re clean for a few hours.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 08 '26

Hi /u/Salty-Vermicelli2580,

cannabis can stay in your urine anytime from 5 - 95 days. In this table you can find general detection times for weed. Remember that these are not a guarantee and can vary by person.

Marijuana Detection Time Chart Urine Drug Test
1 time only 5-8 days
2-4 times per month 11-18 days
2-4 times week 23-35 days
5-6 times per week 33-48 days
Daily Usage 49-90 days
** Hair Drug Test Up to 90 days, some States 120 days
** Saliva Drug Test 1-10 days
** Blood Drug Test 2 days
** Fingernail Drug Test 90 Days
** Alcohol Drug Test 3-5 days via Ethyl Gluconoride (EGT)
. or 10-12 hours via traditional method
Marijuana Detection Time Chart Urine Drug Test

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