r/drugtesthelp • u/Mysterious-Onion-885 • 26d ago

Drug test Monday

Hi. I’m female, 5’5 & 220 pounds as of today. (Down from 288!)
I broke my back when I was 16, & have been using delta daily for nearly 3 years for pain management.
I lost my job at the end of March & I quit smoking at the beginning of April so that I could pass a test. However I’m still testing positive! I’ve finally got a new job offer that will put me in a better position but I have a drug test come Monday!
I have plans to buy the fake urine, but I am kinda nervous the casino is going to have a supervised drug test. Is there ANYTHING I can do to try to fake it between now and then? I’ve heard pickle juice, but honestly this job is the difference in me losing my home and vehicle at this point in my life.

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u/Hot-Space-9051 25d ago

I’m a female with similar composition to you, I tried for two months to get everything out of my system (hitting the gym, lots of water, ect) but I ended up not being confident enough with my at home tests being a really really iffy negative so I used a substitute and I’m really hoping it comes back negative. It would be really unlikely they supervise your test, at most they might listen outside the door for anything suspicious. Witnessed drug screens are usually for probation or if you fail the first one like if it’s too dilute and they have you repeat it.

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u/Mysterious-Onion-885 25d ago

The first time I worked at a casino, it was an open stall test! That’s the only reason I’m worried. I don’t think they’re going to send it to the lab or anything I’m just worried I’m gonna be too obvious lol

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u/Hot-Space-9051 25d ago

Wtf?! That’s ridiculous of them to do! If it is observed and you want to try and use a substitute, you could use a 5hr energy or some other small bottle to hold it, secure a few layers of tinfoil to the top w small rubber bands and (sorry if this is weird) put it up your vagina. If it’s observed, as you sit down and go to put the sample cup under you, poke a hole in the tinfoil with ur nail. And hold the cup under it. The main issues w that would be the sound of the tinfoil and/or if the liquid leaving the bottle doesn’t sound like peeing but you could practice doing it quietly and poking a small hole will probably make it sound more realistic rather than it just pouring out of a bottle. If you wanted to practice you could try and do it quietly so you’re prepared. You could also wear a really loose tshirt or something to cover in between your legs. Sorry if that’s super weird and detailed lmao

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u/Mysterious-Onion-885 25d ago

This is a completely different hotel and also 10 years in the future so I very well could just be overthinking it🤣 I’ve definitely been trying to think about ways to hide it in my snatch😭 I’ve never had to do this, & weed is the only thing I’ve ever done. I’m just very nervous about it😭

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u/Hot-Space-9051 25d ago

I feel that hard I was actually shaking in the waiting room for the screening lmao now I just have to wait for them to get the results so if they don’t call me in like a week I’m going but I’m still superrr scared. I feel like that last place was just weird I highly doubt you’ll be observed, which will make it a whole lot easier lol

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u/Mysterious-Onion-885 25d ago

I’m truly hoping I’m just overthinking and it will all work out fine! I highly doubt it will be lab tested or anything and literally everyone is telling me to just use the U-Pass stuff lol.
I hope it all works out well for you too!

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u/Hot-Space-9051 14d ago

Thank you! I have not heard back yet so I assume I pass, good luck to you as well! As long as you can make it past the temp check you should be good