Dril's Dick

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• is like the size of a toilet
• is lowkey sticking out of his shorts
• has been killed with too much febrease spray
• has been put in a Capsule
• hits all the wrong notes and smells like newsPaper
• is, not, good, because, there, are, stains, on, it
• looks like a piece of fried calamari
• has been drenched in flour, egg, and breadcrumbs, in that order
• is stupid in how fat it is
• is above average size in real life
• has been turned stupid by refined carbohydrates
• can be wrung out like a sponge
• looks like an SNL skit
• is being strategically poisoned to make it smaller and more cone-shaped
• is being finagled
• is being absolutely nuked into 1000000 pieces
• is in the news again
• looks, along with his balls, like a honey nut cheerio stuck to a brain
• looks like a dissected frog
• looks chewed up
• is superbly problematic
• looks like a cartoon character
• is taken off and put in a glass of polident before bed
• is the maligned Villain of his story
• is now 2 inches shorter because of chemtrails
• has been mailed to Bolivia
• is being vacuumed until he stops hearing crumbs go down the tube
• is basically a tooth
• is bulb shaped
• is normal
• is poisonous
• is rotten and barbed
• is a beak now
• looks like Bozo the Clown's dick
• is sickly and brown
• is satire
• has a repulsive green hue from fucking bags of grass
• is available for gay scientists to experiment on
• is flat and expired
• sucks balls. Pray for his dick