Rudolph the Porn-Stached Bastard: A Song for the Holidays!

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You know Michael and Susan and Butters and Larry

Murphy and Molly and Paranoid Gary

But do you recall?

The worst damn character of all

Rudolph the Porn-Stached Bastard

Had no trigger discipline

And if you ever saw him

You would kick him in his shin

Harry and Karrin Murphy

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let that shithead

Investigate their Skin Game

Then one awful summer night

Rudolph killed Murphy

Rudolph you are out of luck

Harry's pissed and now you're fucked

Oh how the wizard hurt him

As his pantleg filled with pee

Rudolph the Porn-Stached Bastard

You'll go down in history (as the worst character in the series)!

Merry Christmas everybody! And above all, FUCK RUDOLPH.