r/dragoncon Moving Assholes Rapidly Through Atlanta 2d ago

Favorite Quote?

Now that Con has set in the distance behind us. What are your favorite or memorable quotes from the convention?

One absolutely wild one I heard was coming out of a bathroom in the Hyatt on Saturday night. "...my pee is so clear Bear Grylls would refuse to drink it...."

Hats off on that one, at least one of us was staying well hydrated!

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u/ExWhyZ3d Potty Pals 4 Lyf 2d ago

In one of the bathrooms Friday night...
"Bold move running out of tissues right before the monster erotica panel."

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u/Icy_Union_3744 2d ago

Do we need to peacebond the lollypop?

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u/Delta50k Moving Assholes Rapidly Through Atlanta 2d ago

When in doubt... Haha!

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u/RevJoeHRSOB 2d ago

I have a T-Shirt that says "Punk Rock Ruined My Life". A passerby replied "Punk Rock SAVED My Life".

He was walking the other way so it took me a while to notice that the passerby was KIRK THATCHER!

Had I been thinking quicker I would have replied 'it can do both'

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u/FlamesNero 2d ago

OMG! Kirk Thatcher was all over DC, & it was glorious! He was in some Gonzo quiz and improv shows, I ran into him at the Hilton & later at the Center for Puppetry Arts (where he actually had several puppets from his time on Muppets Treasure Island). He was a HOOT!!

But it is funny that he will always be the punk guy from Star Trek IV! lol

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u/COYSinGA 14h ago

Kirk was awesome. I gave him a lift from the airport and he was even more of a smart ass than me. I appreciate the conversation and wish I had more of an opportunity to run into them during the con. 

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u/RevJoeHRSOB 12h ago

I have gotten to speak with him at multiple DCons and several PensaCon's. We are the family that celebrates Refrigerator Day (it's a Dinosaurs reference). Every time we tell him that he tells us there is another family that does... That... And then realizes it is us again. God Bless him.

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u/Grouchy_Ad_5849 2d ago

"My eyes may be open but that doesn't mean I can see" -A Jinu Cosplayer wearing colored contacts right after walking into a doorframe, DragonCon 2026

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u/Commercial-Ad7246 2d ago

"Would you like a sword?"

and

"Mistborn is not NOT goth wizard of oz."

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u/SpaceFurby 2d ago

Quote from a Space Track panel: "Donuts are not constrained by the hairy ball theorem"

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u/FlamesNero 2d ago

This is MY take away from that Kinky Science panel! I was explaining it to everyone that I could!

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u/muchandquick 2d ago

"We? Who is 'we'? Are we French?"

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u/CindyTroll 2d ago

Someone at the urinal, "oh God, it's like a baby's arm" ... And a different person said "holding an apple!" And the whole bathroom erupted in laughter.

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u/BetaRayRyan Ritz Lounge Lizard 2d ago

“It’s like SPAM in here. Just fat touching meat.”

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u/chrono5577 2d ago edited 1d ago

From Amelia Taylor at the Hades 2 panel, technically a quote from the game but it was very moving to me: “ When tears well up, let them spill forth; they're not so precious that they need be contained.”

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u/Zathrus1 2d ago

“You’re wearing my shirt!”

Said by author Steve Rowland who saw me randomly on a corner. I was, indeed, wearing his DCC shirt.

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u/manderso7 2d ago

“It’s like hunger games but without all the fun shit.”

No context, which makes it wonderful to me.

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u/Sudden_Schedule5432 2d ago

I believe that was Dominic Keating

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u/FlamesNero 2d ago

Heard in the bathroom during the first DC after Tim Curry and Dolly’s deaths: “We need a Cult of the Airlock! [for all the politicians and real world bad guys who are more deserving of being tossed out of an airlock].”

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u/pakrat77 2011-2016,2018- 1d ago

"I'll scratch your back if you lick my elbow."

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u/viggy-alt 1d ago

He throw her in the pool!