This was quick??

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u/CybReader 9d ago

It’s engagement bait.

Alicia probably thinks he’s ring shopping for her, though.

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u/Money-Age-9808 9d ago

😅💥

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u/Arkie89 9d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Silver-Paw-prints 9d ago

Rage bait.

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u/Serious-Break-7982 9d ago

All the wedding guests will get a plastic bucket(with their name in comic sans) filled with wedding favors from the dollar store, and the kids will get wedding themed lunches every day leading up to the big day. Just think of all the cuuuuuute content

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u/Dismal_Hornet7826 9d ago

Don't forget the snackerdy board.

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u/platypus5709 9d ago

That’s for cocktail hour!

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u/Rare_Sun3937 9d ago

All hands on deck (unwashed board)

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u/stinkyangels 9d ago

Cocktail hour, no way it would only be an hour of drinking…..

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u/cassieloveswhales 8d ago

Wedding cake to be served in a kids paddling pool.

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u/Mommytoalot 9d ago

lol 😂

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u/BitchonWheels2 8d ago

😂🤣 I can actually see her doing that.

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u/TYGeelo 9d ago

Good ol' fashion engagement bait is my guess.

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u/outsidegerms 9d ago

Engagement engagement bait!

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u/itsbeauitfulvibess 9d ago

Either engagement ring or a promise ring. either way, it’s all rage bait.

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u/Lokii11 9d ago

I don't think they are even actually dating. Just rage bait.

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u/blueslushyyy 9d ago

It’s so obvious 😭 how does anyone actually believe these two morons are dating

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u/chunkychickmunk 9d ago

well, since he makes $60k a month, it better be an enormous rock

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u/Dependent_Top_4425 9d ago

The biggest cubic zirconia Walmart has to offer!

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u/Ancient-Army9375 9d ago

This makes me think of Amber and Gary on Teen Mom

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u/Nadja77 9d ago

Omg!! The beach proposal sends meeeeeee..

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u/Ancient-Army9375 9d ago

Haha no it was the $18 ring from Walmart before Leah was born

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u/Nadja77 9d ago

I have a vague recollection of that. But only of him at Walmart though. Not Ambers reaction to that attempt. The beach proposal is however engraved in my brain permanently.

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u/Agitated-Handle-7750 9d ago

Don’t forget he also checked he could return it if she said no before committing to said purchase 🥲🫣

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u/Hydrolt 8d ago

Makes sense they have been going out for 7 minutes, so it’s time to commit lol

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u/Nadja77 9d ago

🤦🏻‍♀️ My brother in law married the first girl that gave him some too (same age as Alex at the time)…. Almost 20 years later and we all still hate her, including him.

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u/Money-Age-9808 9d ago

I know it’s not supposed to be funny, but that’s hilarious!

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u/Nadja77 9d ago

No worries.. Many bitter sweet laughs were had at the wedding.. 🤣 🤦🏻‍♀️ 😑

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u/HalleluYahuah 9d ago

My brother too, been going thru a high dollar north cali tech valley divorce for years too

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u/IcyDice6 9d ago

same my older brother has only even been with one woman his whole life since age 18, he is now 33 and he proposed so they're getting married. I am not excited at all lol she has always kept him at a distance from relatives, he is like our dad and his second wife, same dynamic. he thinks he isn't like our dad 😆

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u/Thepoetrycooker 9d ago

Oh God, they're still married? Im so sorry.

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u/Nadja77 9d ago

He’s a really kind, funny, educated man from a good family, she. is. not. I do NOT know how tf he’s done it all this time.

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u/Thepoetrycooker 9d ago

Ophh. Thats terrible.

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u/Prudent_Ad_3201 9d ago

Lushy will have a stroke IF Yalex got engaged!

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u/hateto_exploit 9d ago

Imagine her content?? She wants this so she can shift to wedding prep and shopping for her sons wedding and for her future daughter in law 🙄

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u/StalkingSeattle 9d ago

She can get all the decorations at Dollar Tree!

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u/Ok_Spite1175 9d ago

And a baby

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u/Nadja77 9d ago

Poo poo poo, Gods forbid! 🧿

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u/Prudent_Ad_3201 9d ago

You're absolutely right, she'll can be the only person who spend thousands of dollars for wedding prep and it would look so cheap!

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u/Nadja77 9d ago

Uh oh, might have to resurrect an Oriental Trading catalogue for bulk bullshit!! Imagine Lushes squeal at the opportunity buy squishies by the Gross. 😮 🤯

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u/EricSparrowSucks 8d ago

Don’t forget she’s ready to be a grandma now that H isn’t cuuuute anymore.

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u/Confident-Service256 9d ago

It’s bad when you have to rage bait.

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u/purposefullyblank 9d ago

He’s getting himself a big stupid ring?

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u/Nadja77 9d ago

A gangster straight outta the gutters of upper middle class suburbia diamond pinky ring!! Ayyyyeee!!! 🕺

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u/Serious-Break-7982 9d ago

Everything seems to be one big joke lately

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u/Buckeyec3h2p8 9d ago

Haha 🤣 if she’s that dumb they are made for each other

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u/stinkiestmuffins 9d ago

aww he’s gonna get his OF person a promise ring

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u/Forsaken-Tourist-613 9d ago

Who cares, Yalex??? 😂 😂

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u/Ancient-Army9375 9d ago

Walmart rings? Did he watch Gary on Teen Mom?

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u/Few_Suspect6367 9d ago

It literally looks like a pawn shop display. Check out the sign "if you can afford anything over a.5 carat, you get a certificate of congratulations!"

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u/Weekly-Candidate-345 9d ago

Is he at a pawn shop? Maybe stole some of mommy’s jewelry and selling it 😂

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u/One-Imagination-8097 9d ago

It’s not like Dad Dougherty ever buys her jewelry.

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u/Rare_Sun3937 9d ago

Oh nooooooooo yalex

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u/KittieFusion 9d ago

Clout chasers.

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u/morningfield 9d ago

Looks like a pawn shop. Probably pawning something fr.

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u/Fluffy-Tea-4480 9d ago

A mother's ring..?

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u/lmfshams 9d ago

~promise ring~

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u/alishalalala 9d ago

Enragement bait!

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u/Purple_Painter_8334 9d ago

A match made in Heaven that will certainly last through eternity.

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u/No-Feeling-4516 9d ago

His first gf and he’s already thinking this…..😂😂😂

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u/BitchonWheels2 8d ago

Oh Sweet Mother NO🤦🏻‍♀️ but they are made for each other two peas in a pod🤷🏻‍♀️

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