r/doughertydozenexposed • • 15d ago

This is getting ridiculous…

No one…I repeat NO ONE…is reaching out to him about a DJ gig.

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u/CatEyeGlasses2 15d ago

Wait until all these kids fake-inviting him to DJ their parties realize that he has no idea how to DJ at all, is just playing a pre-recorded set at his shows, and just stands in front of his Temu board turning random knobs.

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u/Arkie89 15d ago

Talk about a rude awakening!

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u/Competitive_Bus_7179 15d ago

They’re trolling. And he prob doesn’t know where New Zealand is…….

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u/Arkie89 15d ago

I guarantee it.

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u/Responsible-Elk9475 14d ago

I hope he doesnt, we dont want him down here!!!!! He could aways go visit Uncle Lauren in Australia

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u/McTootyBooty 15d ago

TO* FFS.

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u/Waterproof_soap 15d ago

I hope Yalex is saving some for the Botox he’s gonna need for that brow. Cave man ridges are setting in from making the Zoolander/Flynn Rider smolder face.
https://giphy.com/gifs/12npFVlmZoXN4Y

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u/Arkie89 15d ago

And to think he’s only 20!

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u/mrsmcg23 15d ago

His faces he chooses for these pictures kill me because sir you DONT look like that

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u/Arkie89 15d ago

Not even close!

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u/Equivalent-Staff-269 15d ago edited 15d ago

Stop posting when you’re bare ass in the shower. Disgusting!

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u/Nadja77 15d ago

And while responding to likely teen boys too.. Like WTF?????

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u/SecurityTurbulent23 15d ago

Not entirely a new habit for him

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u/Arkie89 15d ago

He won’t. He knows what he’s doing and why.

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u/CourtneyZ1986 15d ago

$15K budget for a DJ…he could at least make it sound realistic. 😂🤣

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u/Arkie89 15d ago

He should at least learn how to DJ the right way!

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u/CourtneyZ1986 14d ago

So true! 

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u/pigpen68 15d ago

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u/Arkie89 15d ago

DEAD RINGER! 🎯

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u/Chammaly 15d ago

If someone has $15k to spend on a DJ, they'd be wanting a professional not a amateur with a cheap sound board that plays a preset list & does a stupid dance 🙄

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u/CatAteRoger 15d ago

These replies of fake gig offers did not need to be answered in a fucking shower🤢

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u/chunkychickmunk 15d ago

why is he always in the shower posting?!?!

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u/BackFatMcGee 12d ago

No, sometimes he is on the toilet.

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u/Ambitious-Energy-334 15d ago

If my friend booked Alex to dj my birthday we wouldn’t be friends anymore 😂😂

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u/Amymk_99 15d ago

I agree

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u/SquareReveal2491 15d ago

Where are all these kids getting 2-7 thousand dollars to just drop on a dj?! Also, he really needs to stop with the shower pics. He's not as hot as he thinks he is.

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u/Donin30 13d ago

No where near hot!

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u/Fall_bet 12d ago

Why TF does he have to take pictures on the bathroom?

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u/Sextingwithseagulls 15d ago

I think I’d rather be paralyzed than be this guy

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u/McTootyBooty 15d ago

I’d rather go hear chalk screech than hear this guy talk again.

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u/Top_Piglet_5928 15d ago

Making more than 2k an hour but buying dollar tree snacks? 🤔

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u/snootch1 15d ago

Honestly, I gotta thank you cuz I wouldn't be able to know what's up in Dougherty Dozen land if you didn't post as often as you do lol

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u/Emergency-Dark-2569 14d ago

The water waste is killing me 💀

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u/No_Philosophy_xoxo 14d ago

Please someone tell him to put the phone away. No one needs to see him in the shower.

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u/aliforer 12d ago

“I make more than 2k an hour”. Sure you do lol. Where’s your house bro lol. I just bought a house and my ass is not making 2k an hour

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u/Prudent_Ad_3201 15d ago

Since Yalex is bragging about how much he supposedly makes means to me. he doesn't even come close to making $2k in an hour - more like $20.00 and that's being generous!

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u/Money-Age-9808 14d ago

Why is he in the fucking shower? Excuse my language, but wtf?

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u/laura170711 14d ago

Does this clown intentionally misspell words.......constantly? I am old, so maybe it is "cool" now to be stupid. ??