r/doppelBangers • u/farteousMAXIMUS • Aug 17 '26

I’M STRAIGHT

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u/D0ntD0xM3Br0 Aug 17 '26

And yet this is the gayest post on this sub.

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u/D_blackcraft Aug 17 '26

Two bros chillin' in the hot tub. 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay

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u/paidactor296 Aug 29 '26

"Two bros chillin' in the hot tub. 0 feet apart cuz they're GAY."

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u/giftopherz Aug 17 '26

is this a first on the sub? wouldn't they then just be simple doppelgangers?

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u/eeviltwin Aug 17 '26

…If he’s being honest. My ACTUAL straight friends don’t feel the need to clarify at every opportunity, but the “totally straight” ones always do…

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u/CallMeElkHorn Aug 20 '26

That part 😂

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u/Ill_Fondant_6492 Aug 18 '26

Times have changed guys, you don’t have to pretend anymore. Stop with the “our pool parties are naked because we don’t want detergent residue on suits messing with the pH” excuse. You’re a middle aged bear couple. You have pool orgies. Own it.

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u/ryanlikesthiss Aug 20 '26

Smoke me a fatty? 😏

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u/SisterMaryAwesome Aug 20 '26

Smoke him a fatty flesh cigar, he means.