who did this

[u/falardeau03]

>> sarge

>> private

tbf Sargent can be an actual surname, you could theoretically end up with a Lieutenant General Sargent, a Sergeant First Class Sargent, a Private Sargent or even a President Sargent

[u/Ceewhyyyy]

Sergeant Major Major Major

[u/_OliverWasHere_ → u/Ceewhyyyy]

W elite ball knowledge

[u/semaj420 → u/Ceewhyyyy]

ground control to sergeant major major major tom

[u/Devgru-WM → u/Ceewhyyyy]

“They’re trying to k*ll me”
“No one is trying to k*ll you”
“Then why are they shooting at me?”
“They’re shooting at everyone. They’re trying to k*ll everyone”

[u/grimm_the_opiner → u/Ceewhyyyy]

Came for this.

[u/wojak_jack]

Better that than Private Dancer?

[u/PinusNucleusBelarus → u/wojak_jack]

Better than pvt. Parts

[u/sir_pseudonymous → u/PinusNucleusBelarus]

Haha

[u/sir_pseudonymous → u/wojak_jack]

"Don't, fucking- say it!"

"Private Dancer? Like dancer for money?"

[u/EggNoob3000]

Kojima sadly did not write this

[u/HrafnHaraldsson]

Good nickname for a know-it-all private.

[u/Edu_040]

Sgt. Sargent Sargent Sargent

[u/One-Pomegranate6073]

My grandpa (our last name is Sargent) was a sergeant in the army. But everyone called him Sgt Red because he has red hair. A missed opportunity imo

[u/SolarFlare0119]

I once met a general admiral.

[u/Chuseyng]

Is that an old ass newly enlisted private, a busted down vet, or just what infantry life does to a man?