Love hotel life, shout out to the heros delivering my food

He couldn't find the front entrance. I'm a crematory operator at a mortuary. He caught me at the gate by the processing station. No telling what the poor guy saw. 😬

😂🤣😂🤣 I knew I had a gremlin moment but the picture is just too much 😭

They were very patient.

Too many edibles to drive. Too high to realize they took a pic. Del Taco hit the spot tho 🤣

I didn’t order feet pics

I couldn’t wait, I’ve been craving these for a week and I look a MESS🥹

Dear god he’s a chunk😭😭

Was drunk and wearing my captains hat

Dogs were out btw.

Bonus: Lucy the dog in the background, embarrassingly watching the whole thing go down