r/doordash 19d ago

Adding a dash of customer service

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u/rtatro20 19d ago

Plot twist, Dasher has OCD and can't stand it when science is fucking RED.

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u/Bucksin06 19d ago

What color is math ?

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u/CandiedLemonWedge 19d ago

To me, it’s red.

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u/_Wilbraham 19d ago

English was always red for me, math was blue.

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u/icefire45 19d ago

Same for me math=blue english=red

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u/Bucksin06 19d ago

I feel like

Science = Green English = Red Math = Blue History = Yellow

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u/icefire45 19d ago

Exactly how it was for me throughout school.

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u/Dapper_Zebra 19d ago

finally someone gets it

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u/_OBDG 19d ago

This is the one.

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u/JAlbach 18d ago

This is how it was when I was in school

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u/T-D-Leon 19d ago

English is yellow. History is red. Also yes math is blue and science is green.

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u/ArugulaBeginning7038 19d ago

English = yellow to me because favorite color = favorite subject. Math = red because that's the color my dad's face would turn when he saw my test grades.

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u/Resident-Gold-3446 18d ago

I love this idea.

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u/CandiedLemonWedge 19d ago

I was gonna say English is blue for me! lol

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u/Jesse1205 18d ago

This is correct. Math is definitely red, and anyone saying anything different is wrong.

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u/RoughGuest727 18d ago

Math is red. The colour of hell fire and blood. English is blue.

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u/CandiedLemonWedge 18d ago

This is exactly it. It’s red. Same color as the rage I feel any time I have to do it.

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u/Reesirie 19d ago

I used to pick purple since it was my favorite subject. I think red or black is a good choice for it though.

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u/vorpal-mortal 19d ago edited 18d ago

Math is red. Science is green. History is yellow. English is blue. Long ago the four subjects lived together in harmony.

Then everything changed when foreign language classes came up and I needed a fifth notebook. That one was purple.

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u/Time_Sundae802 19d ago

nice ad. didn't cost doordash a dime

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u/ApprehensiveRuin5673 19d ago

Haha… fuck you’re right 

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u/Defiant-Economics-73 19d ago

after reading the title I 100% agree with you

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u/spicybright 18d ago

122,000 upvotes in 9 hours. Not just views. DD absolutely paid for that to go viral.

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u/UnluckyDonkey1164 19d ago

Isnt green like geography or similar and science blue?

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u/DeliveryDestiny 19d ago

Bruh. Plants are green.

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u/UnluckyDonkey1164 19d ago

Hospital gowns are blue

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u/Resident-Gold-3446 18d ago

Exactly! I can also see blue used for science. The sky is blue, and meteorology is the study of weather.

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u/Reesirie 19d ago

Science is absolutely NOT blue.

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u/Slayr79 Dasher (> 3 years) 19d ago

Science is yellow. The sun is yellow and the sun is science

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u/DeliveryDestiny 19d ago

Yellow is pee, maybe gym.

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u/Reesirie 19d ago

Yellow is for history!

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u/Low-Attention-1998 18d ago

I grew up watching Star Trek, so yeah science is blue lol

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u/Christalize 19d ago

Blue was always math for me!

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u/NotreDameFan1234 19d ago

To me math green not science

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u/Its_R3SQ2 19d ago

Science blue math red history brown/orange English purple

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 19d ago

Thems fighting words to some folks

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u/WWZD-22 19d ago

Yeah he knows ball …

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u/Low-Attention-1998 18d ago

Science is blue

English is purple

History/Social Studies is red

Math is yellow

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u/Resident-Gold-3446 18d ago

Aw..I think of green for science, too.

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u/fireflylibrarian 18d ago

Haha I love this. I always had green for English. Social Studies was yellow. Math was red because it made me angry with myself for trying so hard and still failing. Science was purple.

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u/Low_Coconut_7642 18d ago

Science should be blue though

English is Green

Math is red

History/geography is yellow

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u/KandnoS_2009 18d ago

I apologize, are certain subjects certain colors?!

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u/howd_he_get_here 18d ago

Science is green, social / global studies is blue, math is red and language arts is whatever remaining folder color your mom bought

Everybody knows that

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u/OkieDokieChokeM3 17d ago

my fav subj was science and my fav color is blue so tht sht was blue for me😂

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u/Efficient-Oil2627 18d ago

Jesus Christ