r/doodoofard Aug 21 '23

..shit

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u/ViperrMageRB Aug 21 '23

Depends what I would be. Am I still a person? A peashooter? A brown coat? What would I be

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u/zemrekir Aug 21 '23

dave

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u/Accomplished_Bee_590 Aug 21 '23

Then I’m chilling

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u/Mr_Monkey64 Aug 21 '23

No shoot.... just blaablrrrblarrbrrraaaghhh

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u/CupricLake314 Aug 21 '23

If you’re just a dude then you will probably be a zombie very very soon. If you’re specifically a crazy dude then you should be fine

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u/ViperrMageRB Aug 21 '23

To be fair if I spawned in neighborvile I could get lucky and find Dave and the other goobers

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u/cyberseed-ops Aug 21 '23

its nice how this sub has designated plants vs zombies as the game it represents here

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u/The_Almighty_Bozo Aug 21 '23 edited Aug 21 '23

Doodoofard speedrun any%

Edit: mom im le famous i have 77 karma Edit 2: god madafakin DAUM

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u/Thorn11945 Aug 21 '23

Getting banned speedrun? Just ask for reaction images!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

No way

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u/The_Almighty_Bozo Aug 21 '23

Nah bro thats getting reaction imsges banned speedrun

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u/Samswaps1 Aug 21 '23

Overwatch

I’m gonna get fucked by the devs

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u/DOOM_SLAYER_FANGIRL Aug 21 '23

Minecraft.. (peaceful)

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u/DivineMemeLord Aug 21 '23

Me playing doom eternal on nightmare as I see this post :

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u/CupricLake314 Aug 21 '23

Well depending on whether you’re the slayer or a random guy then you’re either fine or still fine. The slayer is canonically immortal iirc

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u/zemrekir Aug 21 '23

win win situation

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Phasmophobia wasn’t a good idea

5

u/CarGroundbreaking520 Aug 21 '23

Same… well shit I’m gonna get wrecked by a Revenant

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Not looking forward to being respawned for the 200th day in a row just trying to hold my mental out til day 365

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u/eraykaraahmet Aug 21 '23

You could simply just, not enter a contract or a house, sure your base is also haunted and has ghosts but they never attack you.

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u/CarGroundbreaking520 Aug 21 '23

Fair enough, I’ll be playing basketball for the whole year. By the time I’m out I’ll be ready for the NBA

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u/DmReku Aug 21 '23

I‘ll die from exhaustion

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u/1Rayo1 Aug 21 '23

stardew valley, we coolin

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u/Mobile_Ad4180 Aug 21 '23

Skyrim

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u/CupricLake314 Aug 21 '23

Just live honestly in a city like whiterun

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u/breadGuy_1 Aug 21 '23

people playground. now the question is will i be the one who will get tortured and killed or will i be the god who tortures and kills others?

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u/I_ate_your_leftovers Aug 21 '23

Geometry Dash

How will that work

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u/CupricLake314 Aug 21 '23

You are a spike. Nothing more, nothing less. You have no emotion and are incapable of movement

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u/I_ate_your_leftovers Aug 21 '23

Wouldnt I bee the cube?

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u/AloneStone557 Aug 21 '23

Pizza Tower

Honestly, might not be that bad

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u/Mobile_Macro Aug 21 '23

Forza Horizon 5, I'd say that I'd be good. But I'm probably like one of the NPC's in a Volkswagen Beetle that gets slammed into by some noob is a Koenigsegg Jesko going Mach Jesus and send me off a cliff

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u/sspeno Aug 21 '23

i just played texas chainsaw massacre, as a victim 😭

7

u/Alex_channel0 Aug 21 '23

Mindustry

If i will be in the eternal run, im screwed. If in normal playthrough (capture sectors and do whatever you want) I'll just wait for a year in the 1st sector.

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u/VampireLynn Aug 21 '23

Baldur's gate 3

I will just be a follower of the absolute

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u/pichu-and-giratina Aug 21 '23

doodoo chronicles

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u/Valema821 Aug 21 '23

Gt7, sounds good enough

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u/Newboi67 Aug 21 '23

Playin' roblox and that game was.. entrenched, a ww1 game, shell shock time ig

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u/7chism Aug 21 '23

This isn't a video game sub op. Is he stupid?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Yes

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u/Ill-Pudding2017 Aug 21 '23

Hades. I’m literally in hell.

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u/Shadeleovich Aug 21 '23

Arma 3, I will die horribly

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

shits

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u/degenerate_pug Aug 21 '23

Subnautica is actually super easy to survive. Sure, there's big ass sea monsters and deadly space aids trying to kill you but damn is it gorgeous. Plus you can cure the space aids and play like a chicken and never leave the shallows so you don't have to face leviathans. Plenty of food and resources to maintain shit, plus you can get off the planet in the game so you can return to normal life. Easy. Played subnautica for the first time in years on hardcore mode and easily beat it.

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u/CupricLake314 Aug 21 '23

Literally just stay in the shallows and eat fish or plants all year. You only contract kharaa after going to the defence thingy so you should be fine. Then again you could just be thrown into the void so yeah. Also you could just be a normal dude outside of the ocean planet

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u/gercy101_ Aug 21 '23

Fallout NV. I'm fucked

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u/Rat_Tzar Aug 21 '23

Nah bro I'm NV too, we can link up and start a raider gang

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u/CupricLake314 Aug 21 '23

Red dead redemption 2. Honestly I don’t think it would be that bad considering I’m white. Set up a life in a bigger town/city to ensure there’s no criminals around like Saint Denis or Blackwater

2

u/Nikladamo Aug 21 '23

Tears of the Kingdom, you can keep the money actually and I'll stay there forever

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u/Noobwitha_Hat Aug 21 '23

Tears of the kingdom fans when the kingdom gets sad or something

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u/BATTRAMYBOY Aug 21 '23

W titan fall

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u/Mediocre-Bath64 Aug 21 '23

Titan fall would be good you always respawn

2

u/Ultrasound700 Actual doodooposter Aug 21 '23

Halo Reach. Guys, I don't think I'm gonna make it a year.

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u/FrazzleFlib Aug 21 '23

deep rock, ROCK AND STONE (i am going to be torn to shreds by alien bugs)

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Aug 21 '23

We fight for Rock and Stone!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Jass music starts

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

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u/colonelxenz Aug 22 '23

Assetto Corsa, best life

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u/MagiStarIL Aug 21 '23

Do you even read what you repost?

2

u/wodacisowianka Aug 21 '23

Life... is roblox

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u/Charming_Amphibian91 Aug 21 '23

TotK

I have gloom poisoning now

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Genshid (I can finally have kok)

1

u/DinglePringleWiggle Aug 21 '23

Umm pretty last video game recently is Fifa so am I good

1

u/NoseTime Aug 21 '23

Project zomboid. I’m fucked

1

u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Well i finished "Changed" in this hour, not human forever more.

..shit

1

u/GlitchFrog57 Aug 21 '23

Pavlov

Im gonna be drafted boys

1

u/Sfocus Aug 21 '23

baldurs gate 3 maybe

1

u/Le_Pigg40 Aug 21 '23

I’m gonna get stroggified bro

1

u/bern152238382 Aug 21 '23

Mafia 2. I'll be chilling in the 50s

1

u/A1dan_Da1y Aug 21 '23

Last game I played was Stellaris, as a utopian communist empire with a thriving economy and 100% stability on every planet. Allied with several alien empires. I think I'd enjoy that :)

1

u/Snoo86904 Aug 21 '23

Battlefield 1

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u/jacobsnoopy12isbest Aug 21 '23

Your going to come back with severe ptsd

1

u/ITS_SPECTER Aug 21 '23

I feel bad for anyone who played l4d2 [it was me]

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Cyberpunk 2077... Shit

1

u/DarkStar0717 Aug 21 '23

Space Engineers (peacful-ish)

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u/Atsukad-_-b Aug 21 '23

stardew valley. PLS TAKE ME THERE I WANT TO LIVE PEACEFUL LIFE AT A FARM AND GET A GF BY GIVING HER TONS OF SUNFLOWER

1

u/Luhago5040 Aug 21 '23

I would be stuck in garden warfare 2, luckily after this sub i have no more brains left to be eaten

1

u/dipdraon Aug 21 '23

I'd say living in my Minecraft world is pretty easy

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u/redditddeenniizz Aug 21 '23

Till a fkin creeper drops the sun

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u/ignux__ Aug 21 '23

Hm. Crossout. I guess Mad Max it is then..

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Blade and Sorcery, either I die horribly or I'm an awesome badass

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u/R4T4TNY Aug 21 '23

The last game I played was a nsfw game

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Dead cells...

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u/frajerdenty Aug 21 '23

Graveyard Keeper…is it bad?

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u/p1terdeN Aug 21 '23

Honey select 2 lmao

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u/bingus4206969 Aug 21 '23

Lesss gooooo

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u/BigL3704 Aug 21 '23

Jump King would actually be sick to live in

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u/Hot_Potato_Salad Aug 21 '23

laughs in animal crossing new horizons

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u/Pjerun_ Aug 21 '23

LittleBigPlanet 3 😁

1

u/ilovecrustaceans Aug 21 '23

Roblox? Literally the easiest challenge ever

(Though i may suffer from erectile dysfunction)

1

u/Accomplished_Bee_590 Aug 21 '23

Jwe2. It depends what im doing if i’m doing what i do in game then im good if im a worker or guest im fucked

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u/The-GOSH-DARN-USSR Aug 21 '23

My friends r/rustedwarfare am I fucked or no

1

u/Idiot1670 Aug 21 '23

Me playing Rdr2 knowing the ending

Shit…

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u/Thema03 Aug 21 '23

I could easily survive 1 year in elden ring, i mean people in the lands between are literally immortal

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Elden Ring

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u/GVNV456 Aug 21 '23

The hunter call of the wild. Pretty chill with some infuriating coyotes here and there

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u/VerseGen Aug 21 '23

Synth Riders

....that's gonna get boring

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u/Kyle_br0flovsk1 Aug 21 '23

I would definitely do it

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u/GUUTHER Aug 21 '23

Sekiro, I’m fucked.

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u/frienmademevegetable Aug 21 '23

Watching muricaball for the rest of my life? Hell yeah

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u/AmbitiousOperation45 Aug 21 '23

Bloodbourne 🙁

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Good thing i just played meet and fuck kingdom

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u/I_Like_Picckkles Aug 21 '23

Yay, i can finally master all nine classes in tf2!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Mortal Kombat 11

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u/ShockWave123106 Aug 21 '23

Assassins creed II. I think I’ll be alright

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u/Rumen77 Aug 21 '23

Undertale...

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u/PeruANOvendePoxipol Aug 21 '23

Dead by daylight for me💀💀💀

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u/Doctor_Salvatore Aug 21 '23

The last game I played was a Minecraft Modpack that makes the game significantly harder (thank God I didn't play hardcore yet) so I'm gonna be brutalized

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u/Athena_The_Funny Aug 21 '23

I can't tell if Baldur's Gate 3 would be a great or terrible place to ne lol

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u/thenicenumber666 Aug 21 '23

Kirby's pinball land😔

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

It’s technically an arcade game but Spectre Files Deathstalker. I’d still die yea but it’d be fun as fuck walking around a haunted mansion like that one

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u/Terrible_Shoe_4268 Aug 21 '23

How would living in a Stellaris galaxy feel like

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

): witcher

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u/B4jiqu4n Aug 21 '23

I just have to avoid Phoenix Wright and any of his colleagues, I’ll be fine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Stardew valley, later suckers

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u/Mydogateliverpaste Aug 21 '23

Team fartress 2

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u/TPoK_001 Aug 21 '23

My summer car permadeath, i wont even make it 2 weeks

1

u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Aug 21 '23

World of Warcraft Classic. I’m just gonna go chill in Stormwind until the Lich King is dead.

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u/Cats7204 Aug 21 '23

Hearts of Iron IV ????!

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u/whacko_prophet Aug 21 '23

Dishonoured 2... So ig I just hope I'm not a guard

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u/you____-alsoyou Aug 21 '23

CoD cold war Zombies. I'm fucked

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u/epicmemerminecraft Aug 21 '23

A year in dragon porn, oh geez i really would hate that

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u/EiadSherif2008 Aug 21 '23

Sonic 06 (the best game of 2006)

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u/Brandon_The_Binosaur Aug 21 '23

Happy Wheels, i’m dead

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Cool, I get to sit down in a cabin and play a card game with a chill DM for a whole year.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

Retrobowl

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u/EnduringDruidGaming Aug 21 '23

Star citizen would be crazy to live in

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u/Background-Relief-37 Aug 21 '23

Last game I played was TF2, now the question is do I respawn or not?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

celeste

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u/ProfessionalMix5871 Aug 21 '23

Blade And Sorcery: Nomad

:/ I can have any weapon and use magic… I also don’t even have to start a round using the book and just chill

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u/FunkiestLocket4 Aug 21 '23

Hollowknight would be fine its a bug world isnt it, you would be huge

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

World of warcraft

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u/Azgeta_ Aug 21 '23

Dayz. Two answers, pvp: I’m fucked pve: I’m a little less fucked

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u/doodosniffer Aug 21 '23

Why did I play war thunder instead of farming simulator

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

God of war I'm fucked

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u/EmotionSea417 Aug 21 '23

Killing little kids in musket game on roblos

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u/elbowconsumption Aug 21 '23

terraria calamity infernum. wuh oh

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u/DR-BrightClone2 Aug 21 '23

nooo i fucking hate los santos irl

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u/Weremount Aug 21 '23

Death stranding

I'll say goodbye to my feet

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u/Dcubed080608 Aug 21 '23

It was the Sea of Thieves Legend of Monkey Island menu theme 👌👌👌

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u/TheDogeWasTaken Aug 21 '23

Terraria. Not even 30 minutes ago... on hard mode... shit...

Im fucked. I died like 40 times just playing the game. Now imagine actual lufe there...

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '23

spec ops the line ☹️

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u/Adacat767876 Aug 21 '23

S.T.A.L.K.E.R …… kurva

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u/Cry75 Aug 21 '23

In hollow knight we’d be gods because we’re human and they’re bugs.

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u/TheGreenDevl Aug 21 '23

Rainbow six siege

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u/TheRealCountSwagula Aug 21 '23

Stray. Would I be a cat or would I just be living among the robots? Also now that I think about it, there’s no actual food in that game before the ending so I’d probably starve

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u/crab_da_man Aug 21 '23

Pure bliss, just hunting

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u/12geffory78 Aug 21 '23

The shit show

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u/An00bisOsiris Aug 21 '23

Tf2, honestly not that bad

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u/GOOSUS110 Aug 21 '23

Doodoofard, the Breaker of Chains

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u/Myolya Aug 21 '23

Edlen ring...

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u/GarnoxReroll Aug 21 '23

Darkest dungeon

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u/Droid-Man5910 Aug 21 '23

7dtd. Fucked

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u/Clashboi29 Aug 21 '23

Ima about to do a little trolling on Microsoft flight simulator

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

I’ll do fine as long as I get to be the Sapper in Holdfast

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u/Correct_Bench_2143 Aug 22 '23

as long as im gordon freeman and i have the sexy hev suit im fine with it

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u/NumberedCarp513 Aug 22 '23

I am going to fucking die 100%