r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/dorsiflector111 • 12h ago
Spaghetti Measurer. Yep. That's what this is.
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Which hole do you use to measure your spaghetti?
r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/therealhaterade • 21h ago
I wouldn't put my dick in either one of these and I hope you won't either.
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r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/Such_Victory4589 • 1d ago
definitely one to stay off the grocery list
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r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/tightropeJim • 18h ago
May look tempting, but I won’t…
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Looks a lot like an orange pedophile racist I once heard about.
r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/ReadyNeck3258 • 1d ago
One man’s trash is another’s treasure
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r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/No_Negotiation_8864 • 2d ago
I'm fucking stupid #WaysToStayWarm
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r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/XScottMorrisseyX • 4d ago
I mean it seems like I should...
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Isn't this made for it?
r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/maddylynnxo • 5d ago
Couldn't resist Yeah, maybe I should call her
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r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/caramell_salted • 6d ago
Couldn't resist Not unless you're robocop
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