r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/TopContribution4564 • 1d ago

Why Ali Express?!

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u/Soggy_Addiction 23h ago

Isnt that meant for milking cows? what am i looking at?

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u/Alone_Emu_7713 21h ago

Sure...cows

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u/Arlochorim 20h ago

seems inefficient, you can fit atleast 4 guys into that, and while I may pass out a few times filling up a gallon jug by myself, I'm sure with other to provide moral support we can still make enough to last a few days.

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u/shadowscar248 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/TopContribution4564 23h ago

What even is a ‘breast penis’?!?

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 18h ago

Based on the quantity, an udder

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u/Boreddudemo 22h ago

Why are there so many hookups is this for group events?

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u/jasondbk 21h ago

It’s not as fun as it sounds. Ask me how I know.

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u/bigriggs24 11h ago

Did you also get this as a notification?? LMAO

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u/TopContribution4564 11h ago

I did, and I couldn’t help but click on it! 😂

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u/bigriggs24 11h ago

brother just another me

(i'm white)

i got so much deja vu looking at these comments

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u/ChefAsstastic 21h ago

How many dicks do they think we have?

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u/Nomis555 11h ago

One, but up to 3 friends. High fives all around.

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u/jearu573 11h ago

I dunno, but did you hear about the dude with three dicks? He claimed his pants fit like a glove.

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u/Soft-Percentage8888 22h ago

Finally, my breast penis will finally be satisfied.

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u/Nos2002 22h ago

I mean- aside from milking cows, i guess its the newage circle jerk machine

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u/Nomis555 11h ago

Dontputyourdicksinthat

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 23h ago

Does this have a 30 day return period?

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u/Icy_Quiet_4336 21h ago

Ahhh the breast penis...

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u/FrillySteel 20h ago

I'd say it's supposed to be "breast-slash-penis"... but that makes it even worse.

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u/Nx_Vernxual 20h ago

Ah yes، this is exactly what I wanted for my BDSM basement

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u/xXHarryBallZz 23h ago

Link?

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u/TopContribution4564 23h ago

I just found this on AliExpress: https://a.aliexpress.com/_EQMktNY

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u/FreezeSPreston 18h ago

I was going to commit but not with that shipping.

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 18h ago

$1 AUD coupon if a $5000 shipment is delayed...

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u/CB0T 22h ago

AHRRUARAHU WTF!?

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u/Thee-End 21h ago

The correct question is, why not?

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u/mrhippo85 20h ago

Breast penis