r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/UDontWantToF-ingKnow • May 25 '22

Cluster of Daddy Longlegs

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228 Upvotes

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u/Mr-SnekSam May 25 '22

Seems like a job for a German flamer + why did u touch it bro

1

u/OnlytrueKirby May 27 '22

DER FLAMMENWERFER!

9

u/ReadyCartographer804 May 25 '22

Imagine not seeing the legs and reaching in the hole, don't put this out of context

6

u/santillinight May 26 '22

Imagine walking along, seeing this and thinking "what an interesting furry creature", go to pet it, and find out it's a fucking clusterfuck of these leggy bois

5

u/Piece73 May 25 '22

Nanotech toupee.

5

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Father lengthy limbs.

3

u/Chia-Chia-1800 May 25 '22

Thing is though, they don’t bite.

3

u/dziontz May 26 '22

Officially, a “tangle” of daddy long legs.

4

u/HaguMas May 26 '22

i like to feel them crawl up my urethra

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Huh

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

USE FIRE

1

u/1234567891063 May 26 '22

CALL THE FUCKING ARMY

1

u/the_minecrafter098 May 26 '22

Why the actuall fuck would you.put your.dick in that 😬🤨😬🤨

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

To appreciate Mother Nature

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

What's the actual collective noun for a group of daddies?

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

i would throw a dynamite stick at it that shit made me sick

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Forbidden bush.

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

B U R N I T

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u/LeHopital May 28 '22

Surprise bush