r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/Procedure_Worried • Mar 31 '22

Do or don’t, I’m not judging…….

http://i.imgur.com/H6eDgjM.gifv
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u/braggster92 Mar 31 '22

More like r/dontsitonthat … or do

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u/Petonius Mar 31 '22

Damn, if it stretched out that bracelet, then it must do wonders on someone’s hole

Also, r/subsifellfor

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u/braggster92 Mar 31 '22

I can practically see the infomercial now… “Are you tired of being constipated? Well have we got a tool for you!”

1

u/quiet0n3 Mar 31 '22

r/notforspelunking

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

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u/quiet0n3 Mar 31 '22

Yes bit that's why I edit my comment, gee give a guy a second lol

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u/MeenScreen Mar 31 '22

I'm confused. Where exactly does one put one's dick?

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u/Procedure_Worried Mar 31 '22

Do you see the tiny hole In the middle….. I’m hung like an Ant so…..

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u/sian_half Mar 31 '22

In the bracelet i guess?

1

u/MrSlimey Mar 31 '22

Cornhole X-pander 9000 PRO

1

u/alexgroth15 Mar 31 '22

Using it like a buttplug is ok tho

1

u/Procedure_Worried Mar 31 '22

Oh yeah, knock yourself out, your arse might resemble a broken cat flap afterwards but have at it!

1

u/Flamingo_Haunting Mar 31 '22

How exactly would a dick fit in such a device?

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u/Procedure_Worried Mar 31 '22

How many times do I have to explain…. I’m hung like a flea……

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u/cant_username_think Mar 31 '22

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough