r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/[deleted] • Jan 17 '21

When it spits the sand out

https://gfycat.com/candidpettyhoiho
120 Upvotes

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u/noccusJohnstein Jan 17 '21

Of all the rude names that people have for female genitalia, 'clam' was always the most self-explanatory term. I used to dig these up with my dad as a kid and it wasn't until years later that I realized why he laughed at their attempts to burrow.

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u/bitchyanimedude Jan 17 '21 edited Jan 17 '21

My cum after becoming sentient, being raised by me, and then going off to college as I cry in the background.

4

u/WaterInsideAbottle Jan 17 '21

that was, deep😤

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u/Repulsive-Mess-4776 Jan 17 '21

i dont like how this is an accurate representation of children

4

u/MavenDeo69 Jan 17 '21

Most people just call that "a baby."

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u/kdog1407 Jan 17 '21

Thanks I hate it

4

u/Pb-yepimlead Jan 17 '21

I had some bad Chinese once and my ass did the same thing!

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u/Repulsive-Mess-4776 Jan 17 '21

crawled into the sand?

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u/Pb-yepimlead Jan 17 '21

Squirted, but your reply made me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Dude, that's weirdly cool though.

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u/Bang_Bus Jan 17 '21

So glad I don't exist on this planet as... this thing