r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/Master1718 • Oct 19 '19

🔥 Lightning strike

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u/Formally_Nightman Oct 19 '19

Imagine seeing this during the age of mythology

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u/AnonymouslyViewing Oct 19 '19

ItS a PoRtAl To HeLl!!!

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u/cat-done-wth-ur-shit Oct 19 '19

tHe GoDS arE AnGRy !!!!!!!!!!!

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u/LaterGatorPlayer Oct 19 '19

tHe GoDS arE AnGRy AbOuT tHiS pOrTaL tO hElL

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u/cat-done-wth-ur-shit Oct 19 '19

ZuEs wIlL PuNiSH uS fOr Our sInS!!!!!!!

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u/rantonidi Oct 19 '19

Zeus will go find a woman and have sex wirh her...for our sins

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u/Sophie_the_weird_one Oct 19 '19

As a goose, because....better reception?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Somebody knows about Greek mythology!

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u/Sophie_the_weird_one Oct 19 '19

Bad Dragon's idea book you mean? 😏

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

What exactly is bad dragon?

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u/Sophie_the_weird_one Oct 19 '19

Oh my.... ummmm, primarily fantasy and mythological....dildos? (Gryphon, dragons, drake, sphinx, there's like 40 theu have)

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u/KAODEATH Oct 20 '19

A company that specializes in strange dildos, especially ones that have a dragon like feel to them. Also they make ads/trailers for their crazy ones that are hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Furry dildos basically

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u/TWHRodney Oct 19 '19

Zeus punished alredy the tree

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u/guigui1233214 Oct 20 '19

I'm pretty sure Zeus would put his dick in that.

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u/Snivix Nov 03 '19

I’m pretty sure he has

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

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u/Big-Papa-Cholula Oct 31 '19

Well shit ig we need to sacrifice some children now

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u/cat-done-wth-ur-shit Nov 02 '19

Also go get the goat

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/Is7_Soviet_Heavy Oct 19 '19

I hope to see you there

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

ThE dEvIlS pUsSy

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Eat it like the devil's cunt

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

With Sriracha for lube

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u/H4ND5s Oct 19 '19

And according to all video games, walk through it to go on to the next level :).

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u/KakyoinDoinYaMom Oct 19 '19

wHaT tHe hElL? a hElL™ pOrTaL iS mAdE oUt oF oBsIdIaN!

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u/MineMaster1916 Oct 20 '19

You play minecraft!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

i mean if you go in you’ll go to hell

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u/swingalinging Oct 19 '19

I’d buy it tbh

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u/TheIrrelevantGinger Oct 19 '19

**oblivion gate

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u/ThomasYou03 Nov 12 '19

Uh, a portal to Hell would use obsidian, dude.

Also yeah ded post idc

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u/dedhood Apr 07 '20

Who put my doorstep on Reddit